WELL YOU OF COURSE. . . SILLY! ALL THOSE COOL MOFO'S BELOW . . . ESP. ADAM BRODY (FUTURE HUSBAND)! THERE ARE SOME DEAD PEOPLE AS WELL, BUT I'LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YA'LL ON THAT ONE! DO NOT SEND FRIEND REQUESTS WITHOUT SENDING ME A MESSAGE FIRST! THAT'S JUST RUDE, AND BELIEVE ME YOU AREN'T ANYBODY SPECIAL! . . . . . . . NO, BUT SERIOUSLY . . . YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HAPPY ASS BROWSING IF THE FOLLOWING APPLIES TO YOU: YOU THINK YOU ARE HOT, COOL, SMOOTH, HAVE GAME, A PLAYER, LIKE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR ASSETS (PHYSICAL &/OR OTHERWISE)OR YOURSELF IN GENERAL, YOU ARE MARRIED, A SWINGER, WANT JUST ANOTHER FRIEND WITH BENEFITS (ALREADY HAVE ONE, NOT ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS AT THIS TIME), THINK YOU ARE THE SHIT, A MAMA'S BOY, TOO SCARED TO GO OUT AND JUST HAVE FUN, THINK I AM LOOKING FOR ANOTHER BABY'S DADDY, THINK I NEED A SUGARDADDY (IF I WANTED ONE. I'D BE AT THE FUNERALHOME FLASHING ENOUGH CLEAVAGE TO GET THE NEXT 3-4 LINED UP)! I REALLY THINK IT'S SWEET THAT SOMEONE IN THEIR DRUNKEN STUPER SLURRED A BUNCH OF EGO BOOSTING COMPLIMENTS TO YOU IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT OR AFTER THEY PUKED IN YOUR CAR. ME ON THE OTHER HAND, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT OR ALL THE OTHER DRAMA YOU ARE GONNA BRING WITH YA . . . SO TTFL
You Have Your PhD in Men
You understand men almost better than anyone.
You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well.
Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful. How Well Do You Understand Men?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: TASHA NICOLE
Birthday: SEPTEMBER 7, 1977
Birthplace: WEBSTER, TEX-ASS
Current Location: BARBERS HILL, TEX-ASS
Eye Color: BLUE/GREY
Hair Color: STRAWBERRY BLONDE
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: AMBI - THAT'S BOTH YA'LL
Your Heritage: GERMAN/IRISH/SCOTTISH/ENGLISH
The Shoes You Wore Today: BLACK MARYJANE CROCS
Your Weakness: MEN IN BOXERS, MEN WITH BEER BREATH, MEN WHO KISS ME ON THE NECK
Your Fears: SPIDERS & DYING
Your Perfect Pizza: XTRA CHEESE, SAUCE, PEPPERONI, AND PINEAPPLE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: FINISH SCHOOL
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTFE (WHAT THE FUCK EVER!)
Thoughts First Waking Up: I HAVE GOT TO PEE!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: MY BOOBS . . . WITHOUT A DOUBT!
Your Bedtime: AFTER THE KIDDOS
Your Most Missed Memory: TIMES SPENT WITH MY POP-POP
Pepsi or Coke: COKE/DR PEPPER
MacDonalds or Burger King: SONIC/WHATABURGER
Single or Group Dates: BOTH I GUESS
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: AS LONG AS IT'S SWEET, IT'S ALL GOOD TO ME!
Chocolate or Vanilla: SWIRL IT BABY
Cappuccino or Coffee: SWEET TEA PLEASE
Do you Smoke: YES
Do you Swear: LIKE A SAILOR STUNG BY A BEE
Do you Sing: VERY WELL
Do you Shower Daily: SOMETIMES TWICE
Have you Been in Love: YES
Do you want to go to College: WENT ONCE AND BACK IN IT AGAIN
Do you want to get Married: BEEN THERE ONCE . . . MIGHT DO IT AGAIN
Do you belive in yourself: HELL YEA - I'M A FREAKIN ROCKSTAR!
Do you get Motion Sickness: ONLY ON THE BOLIVAR FERRY
Do you think you are Attractive: I THINK I AM
Are you a Health Freak: UHM . . . NO
Do you get along with your Parents: YEA
Do you like Thunderstorms: ONLY IF I GET TO SNUGGLE UP WITH SOMEONE
Do you play an Instrument: YEA, DO YOU?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ONLY THE ONES THE DOCTOR PRESCRIBE
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YES
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: UNFORTUNATELY YES
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: SADLY NO : (
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO, BUT I HAVE BEEN ON A SOAP BOX OR TWO
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOPE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NOPE
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A KISS OR TWO
Ever been Drunk: OH YES!
Ever been called a Tease: I DON'T PLAY HARD TO GET . . . I PLAY TO GET YOU HARD!
Ever been Beaten up: NOPE
Ever Shoplifted: ONCE BACK IN THE DAY
How do you want to Die: IN MY SLEEP OF COURSE
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A TOYS-R-US KID OR A DICTATOR OF A COUNTRY
What country would you most like to Visit: GERMANY OR IRELAND
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: IT'S JUST A COLOR - BUT LIGHT COLORED EYES ARE HOT AS HELL!
Favourite Hair Color: IN ORDER - BLONDE, RED, BROWN, BLACK, BALD, WHATEVE!
Short or Long Hair: SHORT - HIGH AND TIGHT!
Height: 5'6" AND UP!
Weight: NO SKINNY MEN, BUT NO SUMOS EITHER!
Best Clothing Style: JUST CASUAL
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3 IN MY LIFETIME
Number of CDs I own: TOO MANY TO COUNT
Number of Piercings: 8 (7 IN EARS, 1 IN TONGUE)
Number of Tattoos: 3 (HIP, ANKLE, TRAMP STAMP)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: MARRYING THAT DUMBASS REDNECK
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Texas country artists, Dick Dale, The Ramones, Rehab, Smashing Pumpkins, Beastie Boys, Nickelback, Rascal Flatts, Horace Trahan, The All American Rejects, Slightly Stoopid, Agent Orange, Sleazy Mancini. I do not and will not listen to techno. There is no point in that music, it's bad, someone was on a horrible acid trip when that music came about.
I love war movies, Woo films, Kubrick, Tarentino, Lucas, Spielberg, Happy Madison.
Grey's Anatomy, Amazing Race, pretty much anything on Discovery Health Channel or Military Channel, Food Network (esp. Paula Deen), I'd watched wrestling if they'd bring back G.L.O.W., FOX Sports SW, ESPN, and some other random shit.