Playing my guitar, stupid human tricks, stealing music from the internet, getting a few beers at the local bar, laughing at stupid people, and looking at half-naked women...everything a red-blooded male loves to do...did I mention humping? I love humping, but since I became single, it is an all-too-rare occurence. If you feel like you can possibly help me out with this, please feel free to contact me. email nekkid pictures and phone number/address to [email protected]
A half naked Italian supermodel...or someone who could explain why there are so many stupid people surrounding me every friggin day...or maybe my real parents
Bad Religion, Sarah Maclaughlin, Black Label Society, Beth Orton, Social Distortion, Stevie Ray, ZZ Top, Tool, Black Sabbath, Shadows Fall, Clutch, and everything in between.
Stanley Kubrick is on the right hand of God... The big Labowski was awesome... "man, I really f..@*!&g hate the Eagles, man!" George Lucas is overrated... I prefer cinemax to starwars.
FUCK TELEVISION! Unless it's law and order. Lennie Briscoe is the shit!
1984 was the shizzle, the Bible was interesting, but I didn't really understand most of it, the NADA blue book is useful, I wouldn't mind getting a hand on Kid Rock's little black book
Stevie Ray (he was a badass), Gary Trudeau, Richard Pryor (crack-addict comedians are just funny), Bill Gates(he's the richest man in the friggin world), Benjamin Franklin (because he loved beer and freedom), my dad (because he had enough patience to not kill me), and your mother (ask her if you want to know why)