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Sensual Ivan

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About Me


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Name: Ivan Joseph Kelley
Birthday: July 30th, 1982
Birthplace: Alamosa, Colorado
Current Location: Gay town -- San Francisco
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: dirt
Height: 5'-11 and 7/8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Irish, German and 3 generations Coloradoan
The Shoes You Wore Today: high heals
Your Weakness: Sensual Ladies
Your Fears: 1. Skunks 2. Getting eyeballs stabbed out 3. Tiger sharks
Your Perfect Pizza: Pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not get raped in Castro
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Sensual Lady!!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Snooze
Your Best Physical Feature: My sensual backfat
Your Bedtime: between 10 p.m. and 4 a.m. usually
Your Most Missed Memory: La vida loca in South America!
Pepsi or Coke: Water
MacDonalds or Burger King: In and Out
Single or Group Dates: neither
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lame
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mountain Dew Amp (tall boy)
Do you Smoke: only crack
Do you Swear: too often
Do you Sing: try not to
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: no comment
Do you want to go to College: already dominated the shit out of it
Do you want to get Married: .........
Do you belive in yourself: depends
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I am sensual as crap!!!
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: definitely
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes i do
Do you play an Instrument: only the rusty trombone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: every weekend
In the past month have you Smoked: no.....
In the past month have you been on Drugs: actually, no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope, too ugly
&..39;In the past month have you gone to a Mall:' nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes, actually for the very first time in my life
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, just rejected... over and over and over
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: (see criminal record)
Ever been called a Tease: I wish!
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, 3rd grade
Ever Shoplifted: yep, my bad hobby lobby
How do you want to Die: doing something really stupid
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: in diapers and cared for by a sensual young lady
What country would you most like to Visit: Cuba.. seriously!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: shorter than myself
Weight: less than myself
Best Clothing Style: 80's
Number of Drugs I have taken: a couple
Number of CDs I own: 2 -- Lion King soundtrack and Hanson, Mmm bop
Number of Piercings: none now
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 8
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Music:

Hanson -- mmm bop, doobie dop dop mm bop, shoobie dah dah mm bop
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Stadium Arcadium - In Stores Now

Movies:

1. Waterworld 2. Borat 3. Billy Maddison 4. Shawshank Redemption 5. Waterworld, again!

Television:

Lost, 24, South Park, Prison Break, and Dora the Explorer

Books:

Goosebumps

Heroes:

Gary Coleman and Bono