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I Guess I'm A Yummy Danish

~read it. get it. simply...KNOW cuz my corazones fit in two hands and only they know who when and wh

About Me

I live in the lovely porn capitol that is the San Fernando Valley - a 'burb of LA. And although traffic is starting to destroy my usual 15-minutes-to-anywhere commute, I absoluteley adore it.
I'm a sucker for cheesy jokes and lame pick-up lines.
Humor is fun. Dorkness is awesome too.
Lou called me a raccoon (mostly cuz I like sparkly things) and normally I'd be insulted but it's Lou, and I like Lou, so I'll add that I really really love gummi bears, commas, and Slinkys.
I love the City of Angels and I'm working on discovering all of its awesome nook and crannies. So, if you'd like to join me for a cup o' coffee, a night of dancing, to a concert, or simply for a drink, feel free to send me a message. I'm usually up for killing time with new people.
Unless you're homicidal, suicidal, or just really psycho-weird.
Or are a Trekkie, an obsessed Star Wars geek, fantasize about Zelda, or go to Disneyland more than twice a year.
Or just really boring...
Then in that case, you haven't seen me, I don't exist, and as soon as you read...

My Interests

  • Music!!! Music, Music, Music!
  • reading
  • drawing
  • painting
  • art: painting, sculpture, photography
  • meeting people
  • art museums & history museums (pretty much any type of museum)
  • beaches
  • art galleries
  • concerts
  • dancing
  • festivals
  • farmer's markets
  • primping in front of a mirror
  • playing with make-up when bored
  • coffee shops
  • movies
  • wine
  • cooking
  • restaurants
  • clubs and bars
  • pop culture
  • beauty
  • theme parks
  • gardens (especially botanical gardens)
  • orchards (there's one in West Hills I absolutely love walking through)
  • boutiques
  • Pin-Up girls
  • human anatomy
  • citrus-y fruit and juice
  • classic cars
  • berries
  • pineapples
  • green grapes
  • cherries
  • corsets
  • satin
  • leather
  • history
  • kick ass boots
  • tattoos
  • piercings
  • documentaries
  • classic toys

  • Long conversations about nothing in particular
  • learning
  • learning random words and phrases
  • learning random how-to's (like the best way to smoke a cigar or the best way to jimmy a lock)
  • listening to people and the world around me
  • walking
  • walking barefoot
  • jumping in puddles
  • hearing people laugh
  • laughing with people
  • coming home late at night
  • driving in the early morning hours
  • driving down lonely stretches of road
  • getting lost
  • thinking
  • musing
  • smiling
  • laughing
  • bus rides in the rain
  • falling asleep under tons of blankets in a cold room....


    • I'd like to meet:

    The guy that invented Post-Its!!!

    Music:

    I Heart ECLECTIC!!!

  • At the Drive-In
  • Cafe Tacuva
  • Interpol
  • Calle 13
  • Monsters Are Waiting
  • Louis Armstrong
  • DJ Gina Turner
  • DJ Dan Oh
  • She Wants Revenge
  • Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!
  • The Cure
  • Feist
  • TuPac
  • Bloc Party
  • Franz Ferdinand
  • Moving Units
  • Radiohead
  • Immortal Technique
  • The Bravery
  • Fiona Apple
  • Depeche Mode
  • Beck
  • Muse
  • Nine Inch Nails
  • El Perro Del Mar
  • Owen Pallet
  • The Andrews Sisters
  • T-Rex
  • Nortec Collective
  • The Arcade Fire
  • Hellogoodbye
  • Editors
  • Ozomatli
  • Berlin
  • Chapa
  • Holly Brook
  • The Lashes
  • Arctic Monkeys
  • The Faint
  • Alkaline Trio
  • The Stills
  • Gorillaz
  • Living Things
  • The Capes
  • The Constantines
  • Orishas
  • Arrested Development
  • Deftones
  • Teddybears STHLM
  • GreenDay
  • Poe
  • Lisa Lisa
  • TV on the Radio
  • Yo-Yo Ma
  • Chopin
  • The Ramones
  • Theivery Corporation
  • The Killers
  • The Rapture
  • Rose Roce
  • Massive Attack
  • PJ Harvey
  • Prodigy
  • Foo Fighters
  • Weezer
  • Smashing Pumpkins
  • Counting Crows
  • Audioslave
  • My Chemical Romance
  • Soundgarden
  • Coldplay
  • Si*Se
  • Rooney
  • Bad Religion
  • Queens of the Stone Age
  • War
  • Pearl Jam
  • Billy Idol
  • Jem
  • Missing Persons
  • OMD
  • EODM
  • 311
  • Psapp
  • The Eagles
  • Bush
  • Public Enemy
  • Jimmy Eat World
  • The Postal Service
  • System of a Down
  • Modern English
  • The Shins
  • UB40
  • Hot Hot Heat
  • Ray Charles
  • The Mars Volta
  • Flogging Molly
  • Jack Johnson
  • George Clinton
  • Peaches
  • The White Stripes
  • The Smiths
  • Nate Dog
  • Beethoven
  • Social Distortion
  • No Doubt
  • Quetzal
  • The Strokes
  • 311
  • Johnny Cash
  • Buddy Holly
  • Silversun Pickups
  • Frank Sinatra
  • Eminem
  • James Brown
  • Fleetwood Mac
  • Cake
  • Morrisey
  • Garbage
  • Four Tops
  • Placebo
  • Portishead
  • Rosa Passos
  • Michael Jackson
  • The Jackson 5
  • Chingy
  • Gladys Knight
  • Res
  • AFI
  • Echo and the Bunnymen
  • Rise Against
  • U2
  • Dirty Sanchez
  • Shakira (before her 'cross-over')
  • The Offspring
  • A Perfect Circle
  • Eurythmics
  • Eagle Eye Cherry
  • Unwritten Law
  • Pink Martini
  • Iron and Wine
  • The Verve
  • Ice Cube
  • The Phantom of the Opera Movie Soundtrack
  • Bright Eyes
  • Human League
  • The Chemical Brothers
  • Ludacris
  • Tool
  • Earth, Wind, and Fire
  • Tchaikovsky
  • Daft Punk
  • Al Green
  • Smokey Robinson
  • Stone Temple Pilots
  • Andrea Bocelli
  • Tori Amos
  • Duran Duran
  • Bach
  • Ah-Ha
  • Bush
  • David Bowie
  • Elliot Smith
  • Garden State Movie Soundtrack
  • Radiohead
  • Beach Boys
  • Bob Dylan
  • Death Cab for Cutie
  • The Supremes
  • Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Movie Soundtrack
  • INXS
  • Joy Division
  • Kanye West
  • John Williams
  • Keane
  • Keith Sweat
  • The Go-Go's
  • En Vogue
  • Nas
  • Jay-Z
  • Reel Big Fish
  • Dr. Dre
  • Snoop Dogg
  • Warren G
  • Ladytron
  • Devo
  • Siouxie and the Banshees
  • Lisa Loeb
  • Led Zeppelin
  • Oingo Boingo
  • Brahms
  • Madeline Peyroux
  • New Order
  • Sigur Ros
  • Louis Armstrong
  • Sneaker Pimps
  • George Gershwin
  • Etta James
  • Mariah Carey
  • Modern English
  • Stevie Wonder
  • Lily Allen
  • Billie Holiday
  • Tsunami Bomb
  • Modest Mouse
  • The Supremes
  • Talking Heads
  • The Cars
  • Blondie
  • Peggy Lee
  • Norah Jones
  • Mighty Mighty Bosstones
  • Dion & the Belmonts
  • (Old Skool) Sugar Ray
  • Oasis
  • Marvin Gaye
  • Phil Collins
  • Aerosmith
  • Pennywise
  • Prince
  • Frankie Vallie & the Four Seasons
  • Propellerheads
  • Psapp
  • Rage Against the Machine
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • Remy Zero
  • Rob Zombie
  • The Beatles
  • Frankie Lymon & the Teenagers
  • The Mommas and the Poppas
  • Rod Stewart
  • The Rolling Stones
  • Sade
  • Rancid
  • Sheryl Crow
  • Otis Redding
  • Prodigy
  • Stevie Wonder
  • Aerosmith
  • The Horror Pops
  • Stray Cats
  • Sarah McLachlan
  • Nirvana
  • Pat Benatar
  • Amel Larrieux
  • Tears For Fears
  • Richie Valens
  • Save Ferris
  • Roy Orbison
  • The Living End
  • Seether
  • Seal
  • Goldfinger
  • Soft Cell
  • The Aquabats
  • The Nightmare Before Christmas Movie Soundtrack
  • The Pretenders
  • Mighty Mighty Bosstones
  • Tony Bennet
  • The Cardigans
  • Juanes
  • Le Tigre
  • NOFX
  • The Cranberries
  • The Fixx
  • The Shirelles
  • Queen
  • The Faces
  • The Ronnettes
  • Joni Mitchell
  • The Specials
  • Phantom Planet
  • Modest Mouse
  • The Wallflowers
  • They Might Be Giants
  • Hoobastank
  • Usher
  • Royal Crown Review
  • The Clash
  • Ella Fitzgerald
  • Velvet Revolver
  • Michelle Branch
  • Santana
  • Pearl Jam
  • Fatboy Slim
  • Outkast
  • The Walkmen
  • Los Fabulosos Cadillacs
    • ..
  • Vicente Fernandez
  • Bob Marley
  • Wilco
  • Guns 'N Roses
  • Stone Temple Pilots
  • When In Rome
  • X
  • The Format
  • Autolux
  • This Blush
  • Eagles of Death Metal
  • VIP Boys
  • Lily Allen
  • Theivery Corporation
  • Zero 7
  • Burning Brides
  • Luscious Jackson
  • Solid State Revival


    • I'm missing a lot, but I'll eventually get around to adding them.

    Movies:

    Shaun of the Dead, Little Miss Sunshine, 300, El Laberinto del Fauno, Amores Perros, The Departed, Space Balls, Harry Potter series, The Bourne series, Star Wars, The Wind That Shakes the Barley, Traffic, Amelie, Mean Girls, Garden State, Princess Bride, Ocean's 11, Son of Rambow, Interstella 555 Sleeping Beauty...

    Books:

    Fiction and Fantasy Fiction mostly, but some Non-Fiction too. Robert Jordan (RIP), Terry Goodkind, Jacqueline Carey, Ayn Rand, Stephenie Meyer, C.S. Lewis, Edgar Allen Poe, J.K. Rowling, J.R.R. Tolkein, Gilberto Gilb, Howard Zinn, Jean M. Auel, Chuck Klosterman...

    Heroes:

    My Mother, Thia, Gramma, and Dad.

    My Blog

    However, a little giggle soothes the hurt...

    My absolute FAVORITE SNL skit. EVER.Go! Go see it!!!http://www.vidstogo.com/player.php?vfname=jeffreys6&ext =wmv
    Posted by I Guess I'm A Yummy Danish on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 06:16:00 PST

    Shed a few tears with me?

    Massive fire turned a perilous trek deadly for border crossersOf eight people killed last year by the Harris fire in San Diego County, seven were illegal immigrants. Other migrants trapped in the wind...
    Posted by I Guess I'm A Yummy Danish on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 04:33:00 PST

    Still feeling like a goopy goober kraken thing.

    1- What are your initi als? HJM2- What is your favor ite thing to wear? Cotton!3- Last thing you ate?I had a slice of Costco pizza yesterday afternoon. Haven't had anything today. Good thing, ...
    Posted by I Guess I'm A Yummy Danish on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 12:01:00 PST

    Blahkitty

    Is there a boy that knows every thing or almos t every thing about you? Yes Where was the first time you ever kisse d the last perso n you kisse d? ;D Have you ever done somet hing outra ge...
    Posted by I Guess I'm A Yummy Danish on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 01:02:00 PST

    48 odd

    48 ODD 1) Favor ite objec t in your room? Bed 2) Have you ever smoke d heroi n? No 3) Do you own guns? No 4) What flavo r do you add to your drink at Sonic ? Alas! There are no Sonics in ...
    Posted by I Guess I'm A Yummy Danish on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:31:00 PST

    In Mexico, a police victory against smuggling brings deadly revenge - Los Angeles Times

    http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-soriano7-2...Juan Jose Soriano, deputy commander of the Tecate Police Department, helped U.S. authorities find a drug-smuggling tunnel. The next morning, gunmen...
    Posted by I Guess I'm A Yummy Danish on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:14:00 PST

    Fridays and Saturdays

    Fun: Burlesque, VIP, free tequila shots, Fedde Le Grande, dancing in the car Funny: Drunk calls, odes of love, pictures of drunk monkeys lying on grass Good: Donnie Darko Better: Party party party ...
    Posted by I Guess I'm A Yummy Danish on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 06:00:00 PST

    In loving memory of Andres de Jesus Munive Diaz

    This is for Evelyn. And Andres. And to the son that was to be.If you know Evelyn, and/or are not in Connecticut with her, please join me this Sunday at 9am pacific for a period of mourning and reflect...
    Posted by I Guess I'm A Yummy Danish on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 05:49:00 PST

    Oh the sweet hostility of rejection!

    So check out this guy's reply after I shot him down:Hazel Molina wrote:Look at you! Such a wannabe Casanova.Smooth, man. Real smooth.You are now officially the first jerk to message me tonight.Good lu...
    Posted by I Guess I'm A Yummy Danish on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:16:00 PST

    Boycott La Cita!!!

    I've never dealt with racial prejudice or discrimination, or maybe I have, but haven't allowed my self to notice or care about it. So reading this bulletin from one of Pam's friends really caught me o...
    Posted by I Guess I'm A Yummy Danish on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:59:00 PST