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J.P.

What the Fuck?

About Me

What about me? I don't really understand what this Myspace shit is. Is it like those bullshit dating sites? Am I supposed to be trying to impress the ladies? I sure hope not. Anyways, the name's Jon-Paul, I go by J.P. But I'll answer to Jon-Paul, J.P., J.Penis, Penis, P., Jeremiah Peter, Jerome, Japes, Fucker, and Larry. I guess I'll leave this as is for now until I can go through the rest of this shit and see what else I'm supposed to fill out so as not to double up any info.
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My Personality
Neuroticism 47
Extraversion 99
Openness To Experience 80
Agreeableness 1
Conscientiousness 22
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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the Shock Jock
(52% dark, 61% spontaneous, 68% vulgar) your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.
Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 49% on darkness You scored higher than 87% on spontaneity You scored higher than 96% on vulgarity
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid , home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Your Deadly Sins


Lust: 80%
Greed: 60%
Pride: 60%
Sloth: 60%
Wrath: 40%
Envy: 20%
Gluttony: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 49%
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My Interests



I'd like to meet:



Your Porn Star Name Is...
Jerome Big Penis What's Your Porn Star Name?

Movies:



Braveheart, The Crow, Seven, Twelve Monkeys, The Usual Suspects, Memento, Armageddon, Clerks, Dogma, Good Will Hunting, The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, Stand By Me, Rudy, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, ...To be continued

Television:

The Sopranos, Entourage, Carnivàle(Cancelled), Dead like Me(Cancelled), Huff, Deadwood, Simpsons, Family Guy, Criminal Minds, CSI, Arrested Development(Cancelled), South Park, Two and a half men.

Books:



Heroes:

Tyler Durden; Homer Simpson