Mary Kay |
Are you getting the service you deserve? With a Mary Kay Independent Beauty Consultant you can. Try the complete line of Mary Kay skin care products and cosmetics before you buy, completely and absolu... Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 22:48:00 GMT |
Apples & Wine |
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead, they sometimes tak... Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 15:49:00 GMT |
Yeah...go here...now...please...for me...thanks |
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There are many things that annoy the shit out of me but none more than the fucking people who keep calling to tell me they are sending me a VISA card in the mail, even though every time... Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 18:58:00 GMT |
Hell in a Handbasket |
March. March I've taken to calling the suicide month. For some reason March has never been a good month for me and this year it has proven true once again. At the beginning of the this ... Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 20:19:00 GMT |
Just add mushrooms |
If President Bush decided to throw a watermelon from the roof of a 300-foot-high Federal Building and it were to strike a person on the sidewalk below, Condoleezza Rice would likely deny that it was a... Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 15:55:00 GMT |
Zzzz... |
Well, this weekend really sucked. Thank god it's spring break and I don't have to get up in the morning. We just moved everything Marcus owns into my parent's garage. How can one person own so much st... Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 20:54:00 GMT |
No I didn't fall off the face of the earth... |
Korn was fun, I hadn't been in the pit in a long time but damn I can barely walk. Thank you everyone for your congratulatory wishes! So far still no date set yet.
Update: Wedding probably... Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 17:45:00 GMT |
Holy Shit! |
Yeah this is ironic. I finally make a myspace and tell everyone to stop asking me when I'm going to get married. Let all be satisfied (because I sure am) after six years together Marcus ha... Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 16:58:00 GMT |
Super-freakin-bowl! |
I seriously did not think I would live to see the Seachickens make it to the Superbowl. If they win I'll know hell has truly frozen over and there may be a god after all. Posted by on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 20:55:00 GMT |