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Ryan

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About Me

I have msn for anyone who cares. It's just my name, [email protected]

Other than that there aint much to go on about, I like heavy music, video games, and drinking every now and then. I work in retail mainly because I lack the necessary talent to work in any of the aforementioned fields of interest. Running a venue would be fucking sweet, maybe one day. So that's a goal of mine, going to Oktoberfest in Germany, and riding a llama naked, I bet that shit feels good.

I created my layout at KillerKiwi.net

My Blog

Does anyone else hate those coors light commercials

about the cold activated cans. The one's where the mountain on the can change colors when the can becomes cold. If you find yourself ever wondering what the temperature of the can is just grab it. If ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:16:00 GMT

An in-depth analysis of Jason Lovejoy

As we can see from figure A, we can clearly tell that since at least 2004 people would rather look at another man sodomize a horse than look at Jason Lovejoy. This graph is irrefutable proof.A:
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:30:00 GMT

Mayhem Festival

Great day, great bands, no talk of bullshit work for an entire day. Arrived at that venue at the perfect time. Walked up to the stage after eating/drinking/pissing right when the band started. That sh...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:31:00 GMT

in memoriam of a fallen badass

Whats it take to kill this son of a bitch? He took a tumble out of a 8 story building and even that didn't kill him.How do you stop a man who finds a secret submarine in a secret place on a mysterious...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:41:00 GMT

Adventures in Retail pt. II

This is another post that revolves around vagina, that wasn’t intentional. its just coincindence that it’s the focal point of another blog. honest.so i had little going in my department wh...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:06:00 GMT

Hellyeah

so 9 beers, 1 drag queen, 3 metal bands, 6 or so blocks of drunk ass Seattle walking, and 1 piece of cake later, I'm calling it a night. goodnight anyone who reads these
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:06:00 GMT

Adventures in Retail pt. I

Sure the pay blows and you never really get used to the lack of respect that usually comes with the position you're in from your peers or the rest of society. But every now and then something happens ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:25:00 GMT

joined a gym finally

Only posting it to make it publicly known so I won't be inclined to bitch out after just a little bitSo if I start whining I'm counting on you guys to guilt trip me till I shut up
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:27:00 GMT

ahhh yeah

I must be a bigger pimp than I realized. I keep getting all these messages from women out of nowhere that keep trying to talk to me, like Katherine and Faith and countless others that I met at the bar...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 03:32:00 GMT

stupid conscience

I could of stole 400 bucks from some shopper today but alas, i did notfor that little voice in my head that i have been trying to murder for a few years now would not go away. Maybe i just need more p...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:10:00 GMT