I am skill.
Things I like.
Snow.
All day sessions and alcohol related tomfoolery.
Music.
Autumn.
Tea.
Toast...with Dairylea on it.
Tangents.
Funny & intelligent girls (one especially)
Dwarves.
All things food related.
Rants.
Randomness.
Swearing for the sake of swearing.
Friends.
Witty people or people who are slightly odd.
Staying in and chilling.
Going out and getting wasted.
Contradictions.
People who don't speak English.
Battle For Prague.
Lists.
Butternut Squash.
Wildlife programmes on a Sunday evening - Just the thing to chill out to...until something small and fluffy gets eaten by something large and angry, not really what your head needs after a heavy weekend. Oh well, that's life.
Things I dislike
The hours between 9am and 5pm.
Snow.
Cats - They're just not dogs.
Lee Evans - Unfunniest man alive.
Zoolander - Worst. Film. Ever. That is a fact!
Old people - Walk really slowly & stop for no reason. Why? Why do you do this? Not the slow walking as your old so I get that but the sudden stopping! Have you forgotten who you are and where you were going? Have you realised your life is almost at an end so you've stopped for a moment of reflection? Get out of my way, I'm young(ish) and have things to be doing!
Mushrooms - If you like mushrooms then there is something wrong with you...seriously...it's not even up for discussion! You'd have to be pretty special to get me to eat a mushroom or consume any mushroom based product.
Marmite.
Myspace being gimpish - Is there a day goes by when at least one section is not screwed in some way?
My favourite places are - New York (my spiritual home), Croatia & Slovenia (beautiful countries with beautiful people) & my bed.
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