What you see is what you get... im cute, funny, and get creeped out by people in wheelchairs! i mean seriously, DUDE, STAND UP!
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mmmmmmmmm.... BUSCH LIGHT
WALDO- i've spent hours upon hours searching for him in numerous books, but every time i think i've spotted him it turns out to be some poser in a red and white striped shirt and stocking hat. whether in an overcrowded mall, at a candy cane factory, or an overpopulated beach, finding that little bugger would be sweet.%D%AJESUS- i mean seriously, who wouldn't want to meet the man responsible for busting your window and then stealing your car stereo? you see, jesus santaz stole my system then skipped town, so i never got the chance to confront him.%D%AMYSELF- i would like to see me through your eyes. am i arrogant? do i overdress on occasion or ever underdress? is my panty dropping smile able to overpower the chair i sit in? do i ever light up a room? can i be the bell of the ball? do my snappy clothes compensate for my lack of self confidence? is my personality worthy of praise or ridicule? can my dimples truely unleash the uncontrollable urges inside even the tamest of women?
i listen to it... try and sing with it... rarely get the words right... but i sound beautiful, if the music is turned up load enough to drown out my howls
DAYS OF THUNDER- i'm not a tom cruise fan, but this movie is kickin ass on every level! SUPER TROOPERS- alright meow, i laughed beginning to end and i wasn't even baked. so yea, it's hilarious! SCARFACE- killing, cussing, drugs, and sex! need i say more? PORKY'S- old school titties and beer, sweet! BLOW- everything but blows! SAW- so scary i was forced to throw it into a roaring fire, in an effort to keep it from ever being seen again!
ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILIDALPHIA, the office, nip/tuck, family guy, robot chicken, the daily show, the colbert report, ESPN- sportscenter, ESPN- around the horn, etc... anything funny or sports related will keep my attention
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My Grandma Stahl- i honestly am not a strong enough person to have come as far as i have in my life without the inspiration she has given me. in the unfamiliar situation in which i fell victim to on June 8th 2003, she has been there to not only share her love and warmth, but also sit by me and experience life with me. it wasn't until she nearly claimed her rightful seat next to our creator, that i realized she was my heroine. she has gone through life suffering from the harsh effects of muscular dystrophy. i've watched her slowly and painfully lose everything we all take for granted on an everyday occurrence, and yet she has never complained or lost faith. until you fall into a similar scenerio, you are unable to fully appreciate this, but she is the type of person who hopes you never will have to fully grasp what she has been through, and that makes her better than you and i! thus, she is my inspiration, teacher, reason to better myself, hero, and most thankfully my Grandma.