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Matt

I'm of a mind to make some mookie. Phonebook...

About Me

I was born a poor black child.
I turned this bitch out with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 like a mother fucker!
Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: "Djangology" - Django Reinhardt & Stéphane Grappelli
Waking up: "Woke Up This Morning (Chosen One Mix)" - A3
Average day: "Rodney Yates" - David Holmes
First date: "Bang a Gong (Get It On)" - T. Rex
Falling in love: "Vivrant Thing" - A Tribe Called Quest
Love scene: "Worried About You" - The Rolling Stones
Fight scene: "Fuckin' In The Bushes" - Oasis
Breaking up: "I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" - Hall & Oates
Getting back together: "Thrown Down" - Fleetwood Mac
Secret love: "I'll Be Around" - The Spinners
Life's okay: "Capumcap" - Nightmares on Wax
Mental breakdown: "Hey Man Nice Shot" - Filter
Driving: "Hypnotize" - The Notorious B.I.G.
Learning a lesson: "She's Waiting" - Eric Clapton (Produced by Phil Collins)
Deep thought: "Memory Gospel" - Moby
Flashback: "Gentle On My Mind" - Dean Martin
Partying: "Partyman" - Prince
Happy dance: "The Summer Wind" - Frank Sinatra
Regreting: "One Chance" - Eric Clapton
Long night alone: "In the Evening" - Led Zeppelin
Death scene: "Ghost Dance" - Robbie Robertson
Closing credits: "The Heart's Filthy Lesson" - David Bowie
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You've been totally Bzoink*d
"I know you think that I shouldn't still love you,
Or tell you that.
But if I didn't say it, well I'd still have felt it
where's the sense in that?
I promise I'm not trying to make your life harder
Or return to where we were
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be
I know I left too much mess and
destruction to come back again
And I caused nothing but trouble
I understand if you can't talk to me again
And if you live by the rules of "it's over"
then I'm sure that that makes sense
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be
And when we meet
Which I'm sure we will
All that was there
Will be there still
I'll let it pass
And hold my tongue
And you will think
That I've moved on....
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be "
You are The Flash The Flash 70% Spider-Man 65% Green Lantern 65% Superman 55% Hulk 55% Iron Man 55% Robin 50% Supergirl 45% Wonder Woman 40% Catwoman 20% Batman 20% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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You Have A Type A- Personality
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.
When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?

My Interests

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You Are 88% Gentleman
No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.
You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable. Are You A Gentleman?
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?
You Are 56% Pure
You're usually the typical girl or guy next door...
But you also have a secret naughty side! How Pure Are You?
You Are a Coy Flirt
You may not seem like you're flirting, but you know exactly what you're doing.
You draw people in, very calculatingly, without them even knowing.
Subtle and understated, you know how to best leverage your sex appeal.
A sexy enigma, you easily become an object of obsession. What Kind of Flirt Are You?
Your Love Style is Eros
For you, love is all about the passion!
And chances are, you're currently in love.
You have a strong physical response to love...
And you are great at committing
(As long as the person makes your toes curl!) What's Your Love Style?
You Are 16% Evil
You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want! How Evil Are You?
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments
While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge.
In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead!
And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in.
Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious. How Sarcastic Are You?
You Are a Rottweiler Puppy
Powerful, smart, and protective.
You're eager to growl at anyone you hate - but you're a big sweetheart inside. What Breed of Puppy Are You?
Your Birthdate: December 30
You have the type of personality that people either love or hate.
You're opinionated, dramatic, intense, and very outspoken.
And some people can't get enough of you - they're totally addicted.
Others, well, they wish you were a little more reserved.

Your strength: Your flair

Your weakness: If you think it, you say it

Your power color: Scarlet red

Your power symbol: Inverted triangle

Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Are a Pegasus
You are a perfectionist, with an eye for beauty.
You know how to live a good life - and you rarely deviate from your good taste.
While you aren't outgoing, you have excellent social skills.
People both admire you - and feel very comfortable around you. What Mythological Creature Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matthew Aaron
Birthday: December 30, 1982
Birthplace: Elk Grove Village, IL
Current Location: Irvine, CA 92612
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Orange
Height: 5'11"
Right-Handed or Left Handed: Right-handed, dressed left
Your Heritage: 1/4 Italian, 1/4 German, 1/8 English, 1/8 Norwegian, 1/8 Irish, and 1/8 French-Canadian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Jo Ghost
Your Weakness: A pretty girl from down old Hemet, California way.
Your Fears: My shyness being interpreted by others as stuck-upness.
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese w/ Gyro Meat (Lamb). But nobody around here has that, so I'll usually get a 'White Pie' (spinach, whole-milk mozzarella, ricotta and a tantalizing garlic sauce) from Johnnie's (Pizza is my favorite food and, in L.A., it usually sucks, except for Johnnie's b/c the distinguishing ingredient in its pizza is the water, Johnnie's has installed a water-filtration system...I don't know for certain if that has anything to do with the pizzas being so delicious, but any other pizza in L.A. that I've encountered is pure crap).
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pass All Sections of the CPA Exam.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "I'm sorry"...oh yeah, and say "Awww" more, Matt...you p*ssy.
Thoughts First Waking Up: "What the f***?...whatta bunch o' f***in' bull-s***." But then I'm up and ready to go.
Your Best Physical Feature:
Your Bedtime: Either real early or real late
Your Most Missed Memory: I reminisce over everybody and old times, all the time.
Pepsi or Coke: I don't drink pop...why? are you buying?
MacDonalds or Burger King: No, Red Robin, bitch.
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I don't think I've ever had either one of those.
Chocolate or Vanilla: That's racist, which I hate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Quadruple Espresso (Quadruple Sumatra, if possible)
Do you Smoke: No, crack is whack.
Do you Swear: Do you mean cuss, i.e. use bad language?...Yes. But to clarify: swearing, cursing, and cussing are three DIFFERENT things. Swearing is when you "swear to God". And cursing is when you say something like, "God damn you." I DO NOT swear or curse. But I cuss like nobody's business...I'd like it if I didn't cuss so much.
Do you Sing: No.
Do you Shower Daily: No.
Have you Been in Love: Once. What hurts the most was being so close.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt.
Do you want to get Married: Yes, but if I don't, I'll still be happy...alone, but not lonely...well, maybe a little.
Do you belive in yourself: No doubt.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Maybe every third day.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I'd like em better if I was home on the couch holding a sweet girl.
Do you play an Instrument: No.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh, most definitely.
In the past month have you Smoked: Cigars?...yes, no, maybe, prolly.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No. No prescription medication. And, honestly, I've never done an illegal drug in my life.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Fo sho.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: The Grove, to see a movie by myself...fuckin' loser.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yeah, in my other life when I was a big giant fat girl.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Oh yeah. My engagement team and I eat sushi whenever possible (whenever we can run it through).
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not yet.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, but thanks for asking if I'm a dishonest thief, ya fuckin' pricks.
Ever been Drunk: Yeah, but only a handful of times by my standards: YOU'RE NOT DRUNK IF YOU CAN LAY ON THE GROUND WITHOUT HOLDING ON...Oh yeah, and REAL MEN DON'T DRINK WHITE WINE.
Ever been called a Tease: No.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: I just don't want to be decapitated...GIMME HEAD TIL I'M DEAD.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Married to a sweet, intelligent, beautiful girl. (They DO exist. I know of at least one.)
What country would you most like to Visit: Turkey; South Africa; Jamaica; Spain; the Bahamas; the Philippines; Israel; Egypt; Morocco; Greece.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green...not too green. Hazel.
Favourite Hair Color: BLONDE
Short or Long Hair: Long-ish
Height: Shorter than me, sexual dimorphism-like.
Weight: Lighter than me.
Best Clothing Style: I don't care.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I don't know, I just know they were all legal.
Number of CDs I own: F***'s a CD? Naww, I think I imported all mine and just left 'em behind somewhere...so none, with the exception of one or two that might be floatin' around somewhere.
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: Sixteen
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I had one chance, and I blew it.

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Why Being Really Lonely is Sometimes Super Awesome

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Quote 2/4/07

"Lord loves a workin' man.Don't trust Whitey.Go see a doctor and get rid of it." - Jesus H. Nusbaum
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Quote 1/6/07

"Chin up, ya ugly bastard."  Jesus H. Christ, to Lazarus
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Quote 11/22/06

"Fun and Failure both start out the same way." - Hitler
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Quote 11/21/06

"THE US ARMY: AWW YEEAHH." - Frank D. Roosevelt, cicra 1941, promoting the draft.
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Quote 10/18/06

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions." - Ronald McDonald Children's Charities
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Quote 7/20/06

"Bein' a nice guy and a dollar fifty are goin' get you a ride on the subway. Mama didn't raise no fool."- Dr. Phil
Posted by Matt on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 07:51:00 PST

Quote 7/17/06

"Everybody calm down now, or this girl's brains are going all over the wall!"- Bozo [the Clown], in unaired footage from 'the Bozo Show'...one of the episodes where he freaked out on the kids(btw, Hap...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 04:46:00 PST

Quote 7/16/06

"Any movie that begins with Paul Newman drunk, doing something stupid/awesome is okay in my book."- Joanne Woodward
Posted by Matt on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 10:28:00 PST

Quote 7/15/06

"I hate when cripples get mad and hit me with their canes...that's just mean, man!"- Former Postmaster General James Farley (circa 1940)
Posted by Matt on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 10:09:00 PST