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Lottie

dick laurent is dead.

About Me

Hello I'm Lottie. I pout and ponce for a living. Check this UNKLE video which I did recently. YAY I LOOK LIKE A PSYCHOPATH!!!

I make sounds from my mouth and my hands.

DEAD DEAD DEAD

WHEEZING AND ON LIFE SUPPORT.

R.I.P..."425" height="350" ..Lottie 's

SHORWELL

Ready Brek
Bees
Chickees
Sloths
Fluffy Moths

TWIN PEAKS.

GIVE ME ALL YOUR OLD KEYBOARDS:

Lottie 's

KEANE

Reality tv

This is happy and sad:
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My Interests

Music, singing, being a fee. Small fluffy animals. Cymothoid Isopods. Crustaceans. Playing records with drut.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet myself, so that I could look at the back of my head and finally sort my hair out.

These people, who are better musicians/artistes than me:

Bjork
Joanna Newsom
Hanne Hukkelberg
Audrey Tautou
Mike Patton
Karen O
Joni Mitchell
David Lynch

SANDLE REVERT 4 REAL

John Cage (damn, I'm a bit late for that)
Brian Eno
Robert Wyatt

These people again...

strange death
wiservice
once over
crazyarm

A Honey Badger!

LOOK! They are bitey!!!

A Sloth!

A Cymothoid Isopod!

A Bathynomus Giganticus!
I LIEK WOODMICE! I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE IT A CUDDEL!!!LOOK IT IS A FEE!!!

Music:

GABBER
The sound of people trying to find their engagement rings underneath portaloos.

Movies:

David Lynch.

Television:

Laurence Llewelen-Bowen. The cilit bang advert.

Books:

Books about putting up shelves.

Heroes:

TRUST NO ONE

apart from this man.

My Blog

I’m through

with men. None of them understand me. My uncle is the classic example, he's so fucking horrible to me. Just takes  the piss out of everything I ever say. It's like nothing's changed since pr...
Posted by Lottie on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:15:00 PST

UNKLE VIDEO!!!!

So yeah, I actually got the UNKLE video! W00T I'm sooo fucking excited. I'm actually playing the lead! We start shooting tomorrow. AIIIIIIIIIIIIE I can't fucking believe it!!! Seriously though, what ...
Posted by Lottie on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 02:27:00 PST

Exciting!

Arrrgh my telegraph thing comes out in about 2 weeks...2 WEEKS I TELL THEE!!! I'm really looking forward to seeing it and having all my friends/family see it, not for purposes of vanity or narcissism,...
Posted by Lottie on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:54:00 PST

AAAAAARRRRGHHH FUCK GETTING MARRIED

WELL...I've literally just had THE singularly most depressing fucking weekend of my life. Just got back from my cousin's wedding in Somerset. It was really nice to see him get married and stuff, but, ...
Posted by Lottie on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 11:04:00 PST

RAD things that have happened...

Well, I did a 5 page main fashion spread for the telegraph the other day. It's out mid september. I'm hoping that it'll be the same weekend as the bestival so that my face is scattered all over the si...
Posted by Lottie on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:58:00 PST

Things I DO NOT like about being a model...

1. Hair extension glue 2. Removing eye make up 3. L'oreal elnett hairspray 4. Nail extensions 5. Head+shoulders beauty shoots in cold warehouses Argh. Do you have any idea how painful it is to get nai...
Posted by Lottie on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:18:00 PST

I WISH I WAS A MAN.

Life would be so much easier if I had a cock. I prefer men's clothes too. I can never find a decent shirt or suit jacket that actually covers my breasts. Even though I'm almost in reach of the frame o...
Posted by Lottie on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 08:17:00 PST

The Isle of Wight festival is shit+more financial dispute

Well, what a depressing weekend. I don't know why I do this to myself - it happens every year. I go along to the Isle of Wight festival with some hyped up expectation that the event might actually be ...
Posted by Lottie on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:36:00 PST

Crack-rockBuster (awful awful pun)

Hahaha there is a strong possibility that I may be taken to court by Blockbuster over 12 quid. I admit it, i did it, I kept i Seriously though,  I actually can't afford it. I haven't got 12 quid....
Posted by Lottie on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:45:00 PST

Party dress...any suggestions???

Oh dear. Got an invite to Premier model management's 25th aniversary bash: "As you may be aware this year marks our 25th Anniversary here at Premier Model Management This party is in conjunction with ...
Posted by Lottie on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:09:00 PST