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About Me

As written by Jenna:Hi, my name is Jon Fein. I'm jewish. I wish I was Elvis so I dress up like him, and not just for Halloween. If you're wondering, YES, those are my real sideburns. I drive a hott car. It's an Acura and it's gray. I'm a big dork but like to come across as smooov. I'm funny. I work for my dad. Work, clearly meaning sit on my ass talking to people on aim all day. Oh and my aim icon sucks. It's Taz. I liked my old clay person picking his nose, better. I guess I'll change it back. If I could, I would marry lunch. And if I could, I would make a living being a Sports Plus Party host and learn how to use a telephone. Oh yeah along with being jewish, I'm also 100% pure Chinese. I'M FULLA SURPRISES! oh and I'm Silly!Jonnymicros... if u want to say hi!:)
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My Interests

just about anything that can hold my attention for more than 2 minutes is pretty damn cool....
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

A Blue Duck. Seriously, ive never seen one and i really would like to and anyone who knows to have fun with no drama, but the blue duck is ..1 on my list! Oh and girls that wear Uggs and other furry boots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!And the guy who invented the Hi-Five!!!!

Music:

O.A.R, The All-American Rejects, Live, Barenaked Ladies, U2,Shinedown, Guster, Vertical Horizon, Yellowcard, New Found Glory,Coheed and Cambria, Our Lady Peace, Eve 6, Englebert Humperdink, and Barry mannilow.

Movies:

Boiler Room, October Sky, Anchor Man, Seven, Cable Guy, The Rock, Memento, Finding Nemo, Hitch, Sleepers, Ice Age 1 and 2, Identity, Dodgeball, Dumb and Dumber, and Dirty Dancing.....j/k

Television:

Lost, Eli Stone, Nip/Tuck, House, ANYTHING ON FOOD TV, and American Idol, Heroes, Dexter, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, How things are made, Deadliest Catch, Teletubbies

Books:

How to Succeed With Women (personal fav of mine!)

Heroes:

anyone who can lick their elbow..., Mike Rowe, The Mythbusters, The Numa Numa guy, Soo the Pai Gow Dealer,

My Blog

Greatest Inventions......EVER!

Ok here is the deal, you know how you think of something or you just have done something and you think you youself "this is the greatest invention ever!" well im using this damn blog to let you ...
Posted by Jonny Eat World on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 09:21:00 PST

Reasons why i Hate the Dating Scene pt 1

Ok, for starters, this is my first real blog so bear with me. I've never done this nor do i really want to do it, but no one except for Jackie, who encouraged me to write this is online from my buddy ...
Posted by Jonny Eat World on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:11:00 PST

Why a man is like a Banana!!! SOO TRUE!!

Man is like a banana. Strong and firm, bright and phallic, and he's protected by his all-important shield. But, when a woman comes along, you know, she sees this bright phallic beast and she wants it....
Posted by Jonny Eat World on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 07:32:00 PST