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Miss Frankie

I've been screwing on the tracks of abandoned train stations

About Me



Gimme brains for breakfast
and gimme more for lunch
throw me a bone for dinner
a girl could starve on a boy like you

I am shallow and vein

If you swing your hair around in clubs I can tell you why you don't get laid

My Interests



I am made of hangovers and comedowns.

That dirty morning after bus ride home when you know you smell of stale beer and cigerettes.

The shit no one wants to photograph and post on the internet.

I'd like to meet:

Soraya Maxie

Spot me in this Against Me video to win a prize.

Music:

Bikini Kill. Le Tigre. Team Dresch. Yeah Yeah Yeah's. Huggy Bear. Sleater-Kinney. Sonic Youth. Hole. Babes In Toyland. Horrorpops. L7. . Bratmobile. Zombina and The Skeletones. Tiger Army. Breeders. B-52's. Devotchkas. Gravy Train. Mad Sin. Conflict. The Clash. The Specials. Smashing Pumpkins. Blind Melon. Choking Victim. Frumpies. X-ray spex. The Slits. Pixies. Butchies. Koffin Kats.Youth Brigade. Crimpshrine. Skatalites. Gogol Bordello. Joy Division. Velvet Underground. Screeching Weasel. Primus. Op Ivy. Nekromantix. Demented are go. White Zombie. Sublime. Leftover Crack.

So defeated
Thinks it's funny
Film Festival
Retro Porn
Shabby Chic
BiCostal
Soundtrack
Carnivore
Transgressive
Gone fishin'
Shock Value
Good Contract
Big Collection
Independant
Devil's Advocate
Proteg?

Hawaiian Shirt
Buddy buddy
Just Chillin'
Crystal Meth
Big Budget
Dirty Hair
Anti PC
Dive Bar
Universal
Hilton Safari
Euro Connection
Topless Now
Obscure Reference
Likes Parties
Fake Childhood
Muscle Tee

Movies:

True Romance. Jackie Brown. Pulp Fiction. Reservoir Dogs. Kill Bill 1&2. Requiem For A Dream. The Shining. Trainspotting. Donnie Darko. Clockwork Orange. American History X. Natural Born Killers. Scum. Irreversible. Ginger Snaps. Team America. Gummo. Ghostworld. Evil Dead. Seven. Dawn Of The Dead. Romper Stomper. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Amelie. The Exorcist. Charile and the chocolate factory. Edward Sissorhands. Nightmare before Christmas. James and the giant peach. Tank Girl. Fear and loathing in Las Vegas. Vanilla Sky. City of God. Party Monster. Silence of the lambs. The 5th element. The rules of attration. Grosse pointe blank. K-Pax. Kids. Mars attacks. House of 1000 corpses. Napoleon Dynamite. Battle Royale. V for vendetta. Monster.

Television:

Family Guy. Family Guy. Family Guy. Futurama. American Dad. South Park. Peep Show. Those weird documentries on channel 5 about deformed children and psychopaths.

My Blog

KIDS! SAY NO TO DRUGS!

...I've been awake for over 48 hours now I don't live anymore, I just exist I mean that in the least Gothiest way possible.. Hmmm..... Could really do with a sink and some K right about now...
Posted by Frankenlady on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:26:00 PST

SOME THINGS TO THINK ABOUT

'Can deaf people hear themselves think?' I needed to find the answer to this question, I didn't manage to but instead I found these....     Why is speech impediment a four syllable word? Why...
Posted by Frankenlady on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:08:00 PST

Contradicting myself to cure boredom?

I need to fund my drinking. I have to go to college. I have to cunting wake up early every morning to be stuck infront of a computer until 4... I'm starting to become attracted to myspace out of ...
Posted by Frankenlady on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 02:24:00 PST

FUCK OFF TOP 8!!

What the fuck is up with top 8?.. Considering the popularity of myspace and the kind of people that use it, asking them to pick their favourite 8 friends could cause fucking rioting in the street...
Posted by Frankenlady on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 04:56:00 PST

No more 3 litre Strongbow?

I have noticed that 'they' don't sell 3 litre Strongbow for £3.99 ne more, its upsetting. I've been round lots of offies but I can only find 2 litres for £2.59, its not gr8 value and it pisses me off!
Posted by Frankenlady on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST