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JESUS FRYST!

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About Me

psychedelic architect of demise. nihilistc expression of futilty of being. deranged perception horror incurs wrath of alternate self. hallucination ravaged mortal blunder. door to escape route blocked by hand of god. eternally bound to haunt my own mind. jesus came to me. the devil sent him. slit wrist and drank from sacred cup. fear i know not. dreaming is a place where people live. transcendence. suicide laughter. i awoke to find supplys soaked in lsd. hungry i ate. slave to psychosis. whipped by blind pigs. thrown head first into the lake of fire. idyllic. illustrious wonder. sugar coated flames lapped at my feet. i am invincibly challenged. a duel you say? lets get fantastic! my best clothes consisted of an old yellow plastic mac and a leopard print thong. i cant go to town like this i proclaimed! shut it! you like to piss people off anyway . . . . lets anger the moral majority by getting the local slag to do a public abortion!!!!! thats a bit pointless said he!! is it now he he he IS IT REALLY .... mwa ha ha HA HA HA!!!!!!! I LIKE ART N MUSIC. I GET DRUNK!!!!! I LIKE NOISE!!! ROCK N FUKKIN ROLL!!! METAL, SKA, PUNK, TEKKNO, DNB, PSY-TRANCE. . . . . LETS GET FUKKED AND DANCE UNDER THE STARLIGHT. . . . have you seen terry?

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My Interests

collecting orange bottle tops, pissing, yhatzee, german spotting, anyone that bears a resemblance to my late aunt sebastianette - she had a curious face i can tell you!, shiny things, most parts of my girlfriends annatomy (actually all of them), cobwebs, lemons.

I'd like to meet:

hippys, punks, rockers, ravers, weirdos, freaks, losers, outcasts, party heads, friendly folk, dudes, bitches, vagrants, substance abusers, dogs, ghosts, infinity, god . . . . . .

Music:


the usual toe tapping malarkey - ramones, stooges, dead boys, new york dolls, doors, seeds, 13th floor elevators, janis joplin, love, velvet underground, captain beefheart, frank zappa, hawkwind, pink floyd, black sabbath, steppenwolf, led zeppelin, deep purple, jimi hendrix, killing joke, joy division, depeche mode, kyuss, unida, monster magnet, karma to burm, orange goblin, cathedral, obsessed, st vitus, electric wizard, thors hammer, goatsnake, sloth, warhorse, iron monkey, will haven, suicide, fugazi, song of zarathustra, earthtone 9, nirvana, mudhoney, melvins, soundgarden, nebula, . . . and you will know us by the trail of dead, botch, taint, cave-in, deftones, x-ray specs, crass, discharge, doom, damned, dead kennedys, lars frederickson and the bastards, rancid, cramps, misfits, electric frankenstein, speedealer, u.s. bombs, exploited, circle jerks, nuns, captain smash, zeke, dwarves, motorhead, amen, early metallica, slayer, sepultura, pantera, lamb of god, haunted, alec empire, ministry, white zombie, kmfdm, astral projection, psygone, hallucinogen, infected mushroom, guy mcaffer, rowland the bastard, chris liberator, immersion, d.a.v.e. the drummer, ACID TEKNO, HARDTEK/JUNGLETEK, DARK/HARD/TECH DRUM N BASS, HARDER THE BETTER!!!!!!!!! . . . jst a few to wet yor whistle! too many genres n djs n artists n bands to list. i often have the odd jazz, country, folk, ska, reggae, blues moment as well. i got a massive pallette ere! Ha! basically if i aint rockin im fuckin raaaaavin' dont be such a lame ass! come n av a jig instead of posing on the side there . . . .

Movies:

the redirection of clare windsleys car, cum swapping sluts, apple of my eye, piggy back ride from london to landsend, abortion 2, paddywacks sugar shack, never too old for shit fun, coconut, zimbabwe and beyond, planet muncher, the curse of dwain blightey, starvation techniquies for the seriously obese, awkward, hollywoody, bad target, misunderstanding my mom (complete with alternative ending and commentry by jr hartley) . . . . u now the score

Television:

n/a

Books:

the pube stylist - how to get that perfect look downstairs, doodle fish, connundrum, all because of lemsip, teachers wet, mein kampf

Heroes:

trevor nelson, krusty the clown, lovejoy, gomez of adams family fame, henry 8th, scrappy doo