Garrett

I've never been good at talking about myself. I've never been good at talking period. When I do speak I speak in subliminal messages about getting in your pants(and wallets). I was born in Simi Valley, Ca and moved to Lexington, Ky when I was 10. I love music and listen to just about anything but am mostly into pop, new wave and college radio type stuff. I play bass in The Fire Gang, Garrett Hamm and The Barons of Bacon and Aaron Carter Overdrive, we play booty bumping beats. I read alot of comic books cause I don't have the time/attention span to read a real book. I don't want to toot my own horn but I single handedly started the do it at home lobotomy craze. I enjoy sports that don't require me being in good shape or sober such as disk golf, croquet and beer pong. Girls like to puke on me. If I ever stopped being lazy I would like to travel.