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Lady Shalott

black coat, white shoes, black hat, cadillac....

About Me

I'm Charlotte, Charlet (intro'd by the Kiani) sometimes Maggie and always right.I have obsessions with writers who are better than me, attempting heart-wrenching poetry that is utterly dismal when I'm drunk, getting tattooed (it's sexy), live music, tequila, strip contests, PICTIONARY, twister, my dream trip to Paris (it was fabulooous), Reading Festival, realy shiney wensdays and Fellatio Girl and Plant Boy!

My Interests

Writing, reading, dancing, drinking, my friends, the sea, Katie naked in the sea, me naked in the sea, my degree, music, singing, festivals, camping, giving advice when I have no clue, buying shoes.

I'd like to meet:

Byron - not only enlightening, but it'd be a definite shock... Jesse Fitzgerald - so what if he's fictional? Brody Dalle because the girl's got soul. A fire-eating criminologist. Someone I could work with successfully! James McAvoy - he's niiiiice on the eyes.

Music:

to name but a few.... the distillers - brand new - inme - rancid - billy talent - the libertines - dirty pretty things - jimmy eat world - the jam - greenday - antiflag

Movies:

atonement - v for vendetta - the x-men trilogy - star wars - lord of the rings - baseketball - a beautiful mind - four weddings - children of men - the village

Television:

lost - scrubs (Zach Braff is every strange person's alter-ego I reckon) - house

Books:

The abridged version! Atonement, because it's simply beautiful. My Sister's Keeper and ALL Jodi Picoults - Les Liasons Dangereuses - The Crysalids - How I Live Now

Heroes:

Stephen Fry - Sylvia Plath - Spike Milligan - Hugh Laurie - Carol Ann Duffy (against my better judgement) - Ian Duhig - Christina Rosetti - Blake - Byron, celebrated whore

My Blog

A digression on coffee

Feeling disgusting from earlier Starbucks. Coffee chains, at the very least the Yank ones, should be banned due to foolish prices and those ridiculous 'stories' of how the bean gets from the fields to...
Posted by Lady Shalott on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:33:00 PST

FAMOUS

What can I say - I'm too freakin' great to be kept off the internet. (Far left, third down). Feel free to admire.   http://www.thisisventure.co.uk/images.aspx?cat=8...
Posted by Lady Shalott on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:41:00 PST

The best limerick in the world

There was a young man from Tralee Who was stung on the neck by a wasp When asked if it hurt He said "No, not at all He can do it again if he likes". Spike Milligan...
Posted by Lady Shalott on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:39:00 PST

me - a model?!

Well ok not a MODEL model, but got you looking eh? Esteemed photographing company Venture are using my photos in a competition and if I win my pic will be in nice shiny books and that! Just thought I'...
Posted by Lady Shalott on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:32:00 PST