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About Me

Where do I start? How about im a complete wank sometimes then devastatingly charming. I like to go to clubs and dance like a tool, with my system full of Glasgow's finest powder and pills. I want to be a Butcher, A Baker or a Candlestick maker, I want to be able to wank 25 times a day without my knob hurting. My favourite sport's are fox-hunting and seal-clubbing, I run over little boys footballs when they go on the road, I then laugh as they cry, safe in the knowledge I have fucke up their day. I put washers into the nuns charity buckets, I piss against the Mcdonalds on Argyle St every night of the week. And as u have guessed, I dont take myself too seriously on Myspace, I think u would need to know me personally before u could say i was a cock, which u probably would, unless im kiddin.............. Myspace Layouts + Myspace Graphics

My Interests

I have one interest, to purvey my feelings through the medium of dance.

I'd like to meet:

I read a book once. A book about the five people u meet in heaven when u die. These people are meant to welcome u to heaven and explain what everything in ur life that u didnt understand was about. So I would like to meet those people. Without dying obviously,u seen the price of headstones nowadays?

Music:

Peter, Bjorn and John, Erol Alkan, Johnny Whoop, Justice, Bloc Party, Arcade Fire. this is the only music i own or have ever heard.right?

Movies:

Swedish Erotica.

Television:

A 200 inch LCD flatscreen, apparently its bigger than Michael Jordans! stupid cunt

Books:

5 people u meet in heaven by mitch albom is probably the only book i've read worth talkin about.Im halfway thru all of Irvine Weslh's works.They are fucked up, The rest have just been manky scud jotters

Heroes:

The guy from Greggs who invented the steak-bake.

My Blog

My Mate Eddie Averell

My people it is now time to tell u about my wee pal Eddie Averell. Eddie is a nice guy generally but does from time to time like to "stoat the baw" on occasion. Eddie Averell basically loves drugs and...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 01:10:00 PST

Mr Gavin Gordon

Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce u to one of musics last true romantics,Mr Gavin Gordon.Gavins new single "Pillowtalk"can be added to ur profiles from myspace music site "stinkypinky" o...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 03:35:00 PST

Disco Dave The Safe Rave Techno Slave

Id like to tell u all about me mate Disco Dave.Disco Dave is a Safe Rave Techno Slave.And by that I dont know what that means but the words all rhyme with each other.Disco Dave was having a bit of the...
Posted by Andrew on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 12:30:00 PST

Travesty

So everybody wanted rid of poor Jodie,when did Britain suddenly prefer to watch a man with a womans face parade around in boxer shorts and a Glaswegian Jihad expert on so-called reality tv? Britains g...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 04:35:00 PST

My mate Rudi

Well Ive spoke about my demented brother and now its time to tell u about my good friend Rudi Kirkpatrick.He showed up on his first date with his girlfriend Nadia wearing full cricket whites complete ...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 08:14:00 PST

My Brother William a.k.a "Blantur Bill"

i feel it is time to let u into a secret.i have a brother who is a total wank. His name is William a.k.a "Blantur Bill".he is well-known in the area for his life of alcohol,crime and wanton buggery. a...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 10:13:00 PST

Sarah Reese knocked me back again

Sarah Reese knocked me back again.Cos I fuckin bullied her in school and i admit it made me feel good.but were older now Sarah,and ur no fucking better looking so add me u fucking bitch.Fuck Off!
Posted by Andrew on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 05:31:00 PST

Im sure Daft Punk played at my house last night

As per usual I awoke last night in a pool of my own urine.Imagine my surprise when I found French Reggae experts Daft Punk in the middle of a half hour set in my linen cupboard.Fuckin Fuck!
Posted by Andrew on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 05:28:00 PST

american myspaces

look at any american girls myspace between 18-25. there faces are covered in bisto and there teeth bleached with domestos. fukin insane man!
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 04:21:00 PST

Sarah Reese

So there you go Sarah you plug ugly man-moose, Nathan Barley has accepted me as a friend cos im cool as fuck.
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 09:10:00 PST