"I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal."
Hi, I'm Rose. I have friends... I swear. I've been described as a wet dream come true... so if you don't know me, you might want to (however, keep in mind while approaching me that just because I generally like people, this broad generalization may not apply to you). My goal in life is to ruin George Bush with a sex scandal... LESS TALKING MORE TOUCHING, GEORGE. I'm in college, which is you know, school... but it's pretty chill nonetheless. UCSC's easy, but it's still a UC so you can't completely discredit it as a university. :D
Oh, and I like Thai food and kittens... just so you know.
This is crazy... you should read it:
There is 1 chance in 140 trillion that the Earth should exist.
There is 1 chance in 795 billion that life should have evolved on Earth.
There is 1 chance in 89 billion that life should have evolved into mankind.
There is 1 chance in 12 billion that makind should have created the alphabet and thus civilization.
There is 1 chance in 6 billion that your parents should ever have met and got together.
There is 1 chance in 90 million that you should have been the lucky sperm that fertilized your mother's egg.
"If I ever get really rich, I'm just gonna open a bar, it's gonna be called HEAD. And if you come there, you know what the fuck's up. It'll just be like 150 guys. "Where are the fucking chicks, dude? Why aren't they coming out to HEAD?" "Because they're down the street at T.G.I.Lick My Pussy. That's why. We gotta come up with some better Apps." Dane Cook
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