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About Me

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. I'd have them all in zoos.

My score on The Non-lame Zombie Survival Test:

Zombie Master.
(You scored 99% survivability and 99% kickass-ability!)

You were born for z-day. Not only will you be killing zombies left and right, but you will be leading the other survivors. You will be the one making decisions and the person who is looked to for advice. Congratulations.

My Interests

comic books, cryptozoology, spies, feats of strength, occult artifacts, magic tricks, martial arts, the space program, video games, volleyball, railroads

I'd like to meet:

Clifford C. Clavin

Music:

Ludwig Van Beethoven, Spencer Owen, Rumspringa, Sarah Vaughan

Movies:

The Room

Television:

MST3K, Twilight Zone, public access, Jeopardy!, The Daily Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Firefly, Ray Bradbury Theater, Colbert Report, Lost, Venture Brothers, Batman, Mythbusters, Upright Citizen's Brigade, Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Tom Goes to the Mayor. I'm told Battlestar Galactica is really good, but I haven't gotten into it yet.

Books:

Books?! But why, they're for nerds. You don't think I'm a nerd, do you?

Heroes:

Adam West, Gus Grissom, Michel Gondry, Jackson Publick, Justin Ridge, Louis C.K., Kim Deal, Spike Jonze, Tommy Wiseau, Chuck Yeager, Kozyndan

My Blog

Joedotson.com

Everybody should go to my buddy's newly redesigned website: Joe Dotson dot com. I contribute to it occasionally.
Posted by Mr. Gladstone on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:40:00 PST

Kids' Creatues

I'm not always a cynical jackass when I write something. Occasionally I steal something from Fark that's just plain cool.Like this for example: professional artists interpret shitty kid's drawings....
Posted by Mr. Gladstone on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:29:00 PST

Imagine that

In a move that completely undermines the subject of the Photo-A-Day, a MySpace admin decided to delete my John Lennon tribute. It can be viewed here Love and peace, everybody....
Posted by Mr. Gladstone on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:23:00 PST

Me and T.

Happy Birthday, T. Here are some of my favorite T quotes: Do you know me? Of course you do. Cause I'm famous! Don't make me mad, Arrr! Anger - use it, but d...
Posted by Mr. Gladstone on Sun, 21 May 2006 12:34:00 PST

omigod!

The O.C.! I can't believe they KILLED MARISSA! or possibly put her in a coma. You can never tell with these writers....
Posted by Mr. Gladstone on Fri, 19 May 2006 12:26:00 PST

Eat a healthy breakfast.

Then buy Brain Age for your DS. If you don't have a Nintendo DS, go buy one. Get New Super Mario while you're at it. Baffle them. -e....
Posted by Mr. Gladstone on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:38:00 PST

Ramblings on a sandwich

I just finished a delicious sandwich, a BLT, in fact. Now, for the record, I don't eat bacon. Pigs are filthy animals, and the only exception I would make is if I knew it was my last meal and I c...
Posted by Mr. Gladstone on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 12:41:00 PST

Bono is an ass.

Bono gave me some food once. You see, I like many of my brethren, am a starving child in Africa. I am from the Mm-Baktah tribe. Our glorious prince runs e-mail scams (a lucrative business, worth hund...
Posted by Mr. Gladstone on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 05:03:00 PST

Public Radio Fucked Me

Ive always been a pretty generous guy. When livin's easy, Im the first guy wholl cut in line, step up to the bartender and buy a drink for a thirsty friend. As long as its not something goof...
Posted by Mr. Gladstone on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 09:49:00 PST

One Foot Off the Merry-Go-Round

Packing for the "Big trip" tomorrow. Doing laundry takes forever on the energy star dryers, so I'm pretty bored until 4:27(!) when I wake up. Work has had pretty long, not to mention surprising, hours...
Posted by Mr. Gladstone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST