So, I made this myspace 'cause I saw Carson on his show talking about being called a douche bag and I thought to myself, "Gosh, if you get that life by being a douche bag..I wouldn't mind being a douche bag too." 'Cause I'm thinkin' maybe, people see this guy making cash left and right, and hooking up with chicks like Jennifer Love Hewitt among the other hot girls he's plowed, and they get pissed it's not them living his life, so.."Carson's a douche, man!" Well, I'm sure being named a douche bag by some people isn't bothering him when he's gambling in Vegas, hosting his show, checking out his bank account, or banging those aforementioned girls that most guys just spank it to while looking at Maxim. I'm willing to bet the tide is gonna turn, and with the help of my special little myspace, being a d bag ain't gonna seem all so bad.
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