fire, knives, seting jared on fire, fire, fire, and more knifes.....and....pushing jared down stairs...riping out his eyeballs....taking away his testicles untill he begs for them back, shooting jared in the head, stabing him with pins...runing him over with cars, and feeding him to evin spider monkey peronas.
i would like to meet the one thing that will make jared shut the hell up...FOR I AM THE REALY JARED MICHAL REISCH!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA...and the nice jared talks to much....so wut if he plays bass, bassists are gey...thats right bitch..THERE GEY...AND JAREDS THE GEYEST OF THEM ALL...im gunna perminantly rip his spin out of his sockets and EAT HIS LIVER...if any of u see jared...tell him i say he left his lunch on the counter right next to the knife im going to stab him with later tonight.
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the nightmare befor i kicked jareds ass, jared and the lochness monster, 10 different ways to kill your brother...burn baby burn (its my documentery on 556 ways to kill jared), my personal favorite, bassists suck dick, and a walk to remember, (based on a true nightmare of me and jared at the park).
the little engine that ran over jareds head.
NOVICANE...its the only thing that makes jared shut the hell up.