Eóin profile picture

Eóin

Don't add me if you're in a band... or I'll chinese burn your cock off!!!

About Me

If you're not Leroy G. Assman... fuck off now please.
Good.
I am a geek and proud of it (the meek shall inherit the lot mate). I like cool people who don't know they're cool. And pretty people who don't know it too. I do alot with my time and have some absolutlely charming and decent friends, so maybe vicariously, that makes me cool too.
I'm half intelligent and sometimes empathetic to my detrement. I like people on the whole and am generally interested in them. However......... Idiots are a bane. But they shall forever be tolerated for I am also a massive idiot. I like to be profound... but in the quest for profundity, I often resort to being massively profane. Also to my detrement... If you can't take a joke you can fuck off anyway.
If you've gone this far, you're also a massive idiot... go and do something constructive with your time you pleb.
I'm actually quite chipper and also of a quietly confident disposition. All is good and life is fucking ace. Everyone is a friend until they prove otherwise. At any given point in the day, we could be struck dead so be fucking thankful you ungreatful shower of shits. And don't forget, children... everything is relative. Therefore... fuck it all and go with the god damn - log jammin - shitting flow.
I play and write music. I like to breath, eat, read, write, exercise daily. I work in a headshop / piercing / tattoo studio and have been trained as a body piercer... to a point(fnar). I have been trained in various things but still don't know what to do with my numchuck skills...

My Interests

Bare of them neccessities. An intersesting conversation, a comfy bed, a wholesome meal with complimenting alco beverage, a few things to do in a day, a great love, the quiet and loud moments in extremes, reading and all that other self education through non-passive and involving means, a big old pointless laugh at things, cheap cds that change your oppinion of music, finding a commonality with strangers, poking and slapping people who pretend they don't like it, charity shops, overcoming embarrasment, trying to sound profound and self-deprecating at the same time... missplellings

I'd like to meet:

Leroy G. Assman... more friends and family... the people who can make it all interesting. I really have no prejudices towards man, beast or the terminally stupid. Mainly though, peeps who like to keep it chilled and easy but still have that angry little energy that they can whip out whenever in need of it. And hotties.

Music:

If music be the food of love, then get that man a double cheeseburger... Bogus Gasman , Boards of Canada, Jesu, Isis (and most things Hydrahead Records), Datarock, Ozomatli, Cult of Luna, Mastodon, Minus, Aphex Twin, Mr Bungle, Sigur Ros, Depeche Mode, Bent, Imogen Heap, London Elektricity, Ulrich Schnauss, Cocteau Twins, Blockhead, Aim, Psapp, DJ shadow, Red Snapper, Art of Noise, Squarepusher, Noiseshaper, Thievery Corp, Boozou Bajoo, Photek, Kosheen, Sneaker Pimps, Nine Inch Nails, Jeff Buckley, Bad Brains, Common, Jill Scott, NERD, Future Sound of London, Basement Jaxx, Chromeo, The Prodigy, Tool, Deftones, Incubus, Faith No More, Head Automatica, Cave In, Oceansize, A Perfect Circle, Lamb of God, Alamaailman Vasarat Sikth, Machine Head, Sepultura, SOAD, Danny Elfman, Skindred, King Prawn, Queens of the Stone Age, Portishead, Meshuggah, Killing Joke, Led Zeppelin, Prefab Sprout, Steely Dan, Glassjaw, Shihad... Blah. Could add a million trillion more but that would take a few years, even typing quite fast.

Movies:

Bestest most favourites... Dark Crystal or Dune. Recently... Brick/ THX1138/ City of lost children/ The Matador/ Adam and Paul/ Barbarella/ The Proposition/ One flew over the cuckoos nest/ Citizen Kane/ Inside I'm Dancing/ Sympathy for Lady Vengeance/ Old Boy/ Igby Goes Down/ American Splendour/ Thumbsucker/ I Heart Huckabees/ Hana-Bi/ Wolf Creek/ Welcome to the Doll House/ Factotum/ A History of Violence/ Jar Head/ Shaolin Soccer/ Battle royale 2/ A Cock and Bull Story/ Garden State/ Mystic River. Classics... The Seven Samurai/ Some like it hot/ Labyrinth/ Predator/ Harold and Maud/ Return of the Living Dead...

Television:

Television is very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book - the man, Groucho

Books:

Enjoying reading again after a few years not. Recently... The Plague - Albert Camus / The book of five rings - Miyamoto Musashi / The peculiar memories of Thomas Penman - Bruce Robinson / Be here now - Baba Ram Dass / Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad / The Blackwater Lightship - Colm Toibin...

Heroes:

Mr L G ASSMAN
My friends and family, in particular my Ma and Da and my dearest Brother and sister... Anyone that has had the wherewithall to write, draw or make... a book, a song, a poem, a painting in utter honesty. All trees for letting me climb them. The 'Great Unknown' for being so modest. My extended family for bringing me up loco parentis. All the unsung...

My Blog

Rumtiddlyumpumpum, stick it in your family albumen...

Who the fuck has my digital camera?! I promise I won't be angry if you own up now... cos if I find out it's you after the alloted 28 days grace period, I'll skin your family and make you a new on...
Posted by Eóin on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 05:08:00 PST

Sickup on your teef

Goodnight and well evening to y'all pon de lef han side, I'm off on holliers to see my Broski on the 15th to Belgium and will be there for Paddos Day. I'm dead excited about the whole thing and l...
Posted by Eóin on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 04:39:00 PST