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Mistress Lalena&lt;atomicwank&gt;

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About Me

My name is Lalena
(pronounced: la-lane-ya)
I'm half mexican and half welsh
I am a pacifist
I don't believe in war
I love music
Althought it may seem like it
I'm not even that into punk
My favorite musical artists are:
Jane's Addiction
The Ramones
Tiger Army
The Cure
Dr. Octagon
Elliott Smith
The Stranglers
Joy Division
Blondie
Eazy-E
So pretty much, I like all sorts of music
but mainly, I like rock.
I'm bring the 80s back.
Without the rest of the worlds help.
Concider me new wave from now on :)
I AM BETTER THAN YOU
and I know it
The end.
Please don't try to start fights with me
I don't want to deal with your shit
If you don't like me, that's fine
I most likely don't like you either
Don't write my hate mail
if you have something to say to me
say it to my face.
NO I WON'T SLEEP WITH YOU!!
I'm happily engaged to a wonderful man :)
The only people I need in my life are:
myself
Sara
my family
and my one and only,
Joelly.
I have Obsessive-compulsive Disorder
and for those who don't know what that is:
Relating to or characterized
by a tendency to dwell on
unwanted thoughts or ideas
or perform certain repetitious rituals,
especially as a defense against
anxiety from unconscious conflicts.
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
XoXoXoXoX
My Bestfriend:

My Interests



My aim is : atomicwank

My msn is: [email protected]

My yahoo is: [email protected]

Feel free to hit me up!!!!

..s

I'd like to meet:

I don't truely need to meet anyone..
I've already found the perfect man.
a marine, yes, marine, and I love him.


These two hotties!! Perry Farrell and Dave Navarro, from Jane's Addiction!!!! My fave fucking band!!

Debbie Harry, who else??

Madonna!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuu! i can't wait until she comes out here!

Music:



Psychobilly/Rockabilly:
7 shot screamers
12 step rebels
13 cats
the black rose phantoms
the cramps
deadcats
the deadutantes
horrorpops
hillybilly hellcats
koffin kats
the massacres
mustang lightning
the meteors
mad sin
murder city devils
rezurex
the rocketz
social distortion
the stranglers
tiger army
three bad jacks
the van orsdels

Grindcore:
Excrementory Grindfuckers

Buttrock/Glam:
ac/dc
black sabbath
cinderella
dio
dokken
guns n roses
iron maiden
kiss
motley crue
ozzy osbourne
poison
quiet riot
queensryche
roxx
skid row
twisted sister
whitesnake
x-japan

Goth Rock:
the 69 eyes
the dead next door
division of laura lee
orgy

Punk:
the adicts
the adolescents
afi
agent orange
anti-flag
bad religion
blitz
the casualties
crass
charged gbh
dropkick murphys
the devotchkas
the dickies
di
doa
dri
flux of pink indians
jack and the skeletons
lower class brats
lars fredericksen & the bastards
lunachicks
the liquor store drunks
murderdolls
no comment
nobodys hero
The Nightshift
nightime dealers
the opposed
rancid
the scare
the subhumans
toydolls
tsunami bomb
the traces
uk subs
the unseen
the virus
the vandals
varukers

Old School Punk:
the buzzcocks
the clash
the damned
dead kennedys
the dead milkmen
fear
generation x
the misfits
the ramones
sham 69
tsol
x

Riot Grrrl:
bikini kill
blatz
electrocutes
ninah mars
submission hold
vice squad

Emo:
brand new
in fear and faith
my chemical romance
saosin
shaunteclair
taking back sunday

Industrial:
adam absinthe
combichrist
final cut
helltrash
in strict confidence
servo.hatred

Alternative:
alanis morissette
the cardigans
Growing Ears On Mice
jane's addiction
the last show
the presidents of the united states of america
psi com
porno for pyros
r.e.m.
sheryl crow
violent femmes
the verve pipe

Rock:
bracode
harvey danger
joan jett and the blackharts
los straitjackets
l7
pat benatar
system of a down
the soviettes
tenacious d

Indie:
forever came calling
justin sane
pity the backseat
sound of surrender
tedious ideal
Theo and the Skyscrapers

Rap:
Aaron Paul
dr octagon
easy-e
lil jon

Other:
beck
doomsday affair
gorillaz
husker du
janey 13
las pulpas
the white stripes
wyatt schutte

Books:

Hey Ho Let's Go: The story of The Ramones Heavier than Heaven: A Biography of Kurt Cobain The Last Book in the Universe A Clockwork Orange The Chronicles of Narnia The lord of the Rings The Hobbit Bizenghast FLCL

Heroes:

Joelly my lover:
Joelly King

Joelly and me :)

My Blog

Try the following ways of enjoying your telemarketers..

1. With no explanation, just begin to talk like Donald Duck. 2. Scream, "Hello, is this 911? My baby is choking! What do I do?" 3. Interrupt her and begin to describe your hernia opperation in graphis...
Posted by Mistress Lalena[[atomicwank]] on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:03:00 PST

Things Normal People Usually Don't Do...[finished]

- Chaining flocks of chickens to your nose ring. - Asking the airport security people to hold your grenade while you empty you pockets. - Going to work at your bank wearing nothing but a diaper and Bu...
Posted by Mistress Lalena[[atomicwank]] on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:47:00 PST

A Comprehensive List Of Behaviors That Would Be Considered Abnormal To A Normal Person.

AFTER SNEEZING: Atypical: Wiping it on the person next to you, or play with it until it hardens and then rolling it into cool figures and little balls. Typical: First, donning platic gloves to protect...
Posted by Mistress Lalena[[atomicwank]] on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:58:00 PST

A List Of 13 Simple Things Anyone Can Do To Make People Think He/She/It Is Normal

 No Matter How Strange He/She/It Is... 1. Stand in line for days to get the first tickets to whatever is the latest blockbuster motion picture, which everyone knows will be out in a few weeks on ...
Posted by Mistress Lalena[[atomicwank]] on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:02:00 PST

How To Relieve Stress..

- Go on a long vacation to the bathroom. - Lay in the gutter and let relaxing water flow over you. - Reslove theat whenever anyone tells you to have a nice day, you will vent your frustration by yelli...
Posted by Mistress Lalena[[atomicwank]] on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:27:00 PST

KUNTMAN

KUNTMAN   See Kuntman In Flesh And Blood ::   http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=18093336   Kuntman started out in Little Iraq as an inside jo...
Posted by Mistress Lalena[[atomicwank]] on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:03:00 PST

Protest McDonalds in Yucca Valley!

PROTEST MCDONALDS! Alrighty kids! who wants to help AP and I to protest the McDonalds in Yucca Valley in about a month? Here is what AP had to say about it: "Yes. I'm serious. No. Probably not fo...
Posted by Mistress Lalena[[atomicwank]] on Fri, 26 May 2006 04:52:00 PST

a song...

wow...   "True Romance"i told you right from the start. a knife up to your throat for one put through my heart. couldn't hold on and this i should've known. thinking back as i walk the night alon...
Posted by Mistress Lalena[[atomicwank]] on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 09:06:00 PST

The perfect guy...

The Perfect Guy hair color? perferably blonde or black eye color? Green or blue height? taller than me six pack? doesn't matter long or short hair? shortish.... piercings? fur sur buff or s...
Posted by Mistress Lalena[[atomicwank]] on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:34:00 PST

I'm MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, I'm moving..... yah, that's right.... I don't know when yet, but sometimein the near future.... Where you ask? To Indianapolis.... With who you ask? This guy.... http://www.myspace.com/atomicbitch...
Posted by Mistress Lalena[[atomicwank]] on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 01:11:00 PST