Kickball, poker, Yankee baseball, loungy afternoons at the Sports Harbour, Buffalo Bills and Nittany Lion Football, stand-up comedy, John Madden's enormous head, spouting the virtues of Ron Paul, and just generally being awesome.
People that aren't fake ass bitches. Cuz I've seriously had enough of 'em. And of course, Ron Paul. Oh, and Bill O'Reilly too, so I can make fun of him for this:
TBONE AND THE BONERZ, Stephen Malkmus, Pavement, Pink Floyd, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Zeppelin, Johnny Cash, Depeche Mode, anything and everything remotely cheesy from the '80's (esp. Toto, Tears for Fears, Men at Work, and anything from the Karate Kid soundtrack!), The Mars Volta, Gorillaz, Handsome Boy Modelling School, The Bravery, Killers, Strokes, She Wants Revenge, and I'll even keep it real with some Dre and 'Pac, and of course the immortal Morris Day and the muthafuckin' TIME!
Waking Life Evil Dead 1 and 2, & Army of Darkness (thanks, Becca)Kubrick films, Anchorman, Dirty Work, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Elf, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the Buffalo Roam,Pulp Fiction, Kill Bills, Requiem for a Dream, Bring it On, Garden State, Zoolander, Super Troopers, Batman, Batman Begins, Napoleon Dynamite, Blow, Caddyshack, National Lampoon's Vacation movies, I could go on but really I like it all.
Family Guy, Sopranos, Entourage, Seinfeld, Scrubs, The Office, Arrested Development, The Shield, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost, Brak, South Park, Drawn Together, Weeds, Chappelle's Show, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Real Time with Bill Maher, Keith Olbermann and Lou Dobbs.
Hunter S. Thompson, George Orwell, Aldous Huxley.
Ron Paul, Hunter S. Thompson. Thomas Paine. Lysander Spooner. And of course, the Greatest Athlete of All Time, AC Slater.