I am practically the cleverest person you will ever meet despite how stupid I come across. I've taken a gap year out to invest my time into full time work until January where I will be traveling to Mexico to teach English; I'm sorry, did I not mention that I speak Spanish - ha! Infidels. After I have broadened my culture further past the common benchmark and enlighted thousands of Mexicans, turning their economy right around, I'm going to Cambridge. That's right, the uni YOU can't get into. In fact they were even going to let me in on lower grades despite how prestigious the university is. Not that this was in anyway needed however as I owned the tests like a Tailand bear owner and they fucking own their bears like bitches. If you speak to me you had better be able to string some words together that at least exceed 5 letters or be a really fit guy.
Love and kisses - the bitch that's better than you
