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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
About me
About me
My name is Jasmine[Jay, Jessie, or Jas will work just as fine]♥
I don't regret anything I've done.♥
I'm a very complicated person because I make things complicated♥
I want my name written on "walls".♥
I don't do anything with my life but it's all good, I do it with the BEST people by my side♥
I don't hit the ACCEPT button on a strangers "friends request" without looking at his/her profile.♥
I have fallen in love♥
I want to do things I thought I could never do♥
If there's alcohol, most likely I'm drinking.♥
I've taken my fair share of drugs.♥
I'm a Femutch [Ask and I'll tell]♥
I quit smoking.♥
I miss my friends♥
I sing but I sing like crap♥
I don't judge people, I make fun of them. [Yes there's a difference]♥
I've never cheated on anyone.♥
Promises are EXTREMELY bonding, meaningful, and sacred to me. [Don't promise if you know you're going to break it]♥
My family comes 1st, Friends 2nd, and significant other dead-last.[in some cases my partner comes 3rd]♥
I have the tendency to drift off.♥
I have the worst memory♥
I have one tattoo♥
I can bend my fingers in a weird position.♥
I sleep without a pillow♥
I HAVE to sleep with socks on♥
I hog the bed♥
My eyes are hazel♥
I sleep really late, sometimes I don't sleep for two/more days straight.♥
My dogs name is Cookie♥
I drink coffee♥
I want a pet turtle♥
I want to travel♥
I have freckles ONLY on my left thumb[Weird?]♥
I probably have more mental and physcial scars than you [Maybe not, you're probably way more fucked up than I am]♥
I flat iron my hair♥
I curse too fucking much.♥
I procrastinate like it's a hobby♥
I wear long sleeves daily♥
I can never remember what I dream♥
I chew on my pinkie nail [I don't bite it off]♥
My upper wardrobe almost never changes color, red/black/gray.♥
I believe a boy, whether the boy and girl are dating or not, should ALWAYS open the door for her[I agree with Caity]♥
I think men should leave the bitching to the women.♥
I constantly use the words queer, gay, fag, pussy, and homo♥
I own only 5 pairs of shoes [Etnies, Chucks, Converse]♥
I shop online♥
I am almost always listening to music♥
I don't download music but I do pirate it ♥
I always wear this one black wrist band♥
I text way too much♥
Before I die, I want to kiss in the rain.♥
I hardly ever answer a phone call.♥
I can almost never find my phone.♥
I eat Corn Nuts.♥
I SUPER SUCK at remembering special events such as birthdays, anniversaries, etc♥
I give more than I take♥
I hardly ever get pissed off♥
If I've given you a nickname, consider yourself fucking chill in my book[If not, don't fret, you're still cool...just not fucking chill]♥
There is ALWAYS an exception♥
I believe in second chances♥
I have a hard time trusting people♥
I find guys attractive, just not enough to date them♥
I'm lactose intolerant♥
I used to have my lip pierced♥
I wear band shirts♥
I have 12 pairs of pants but almost always wear only three of them♥
I'm Mexican and Salvadoranian♥
NO! I'm not Asian!♥
I don't own any pair of shorts♥
I'm a very clumsy person♥
I don't give a shit who you are, I answer my phone with "Yeah", deal with it[There's always an exception]♥
I have the tendency of laughing/smiling in most serious situations♥
I randomly make farting noises♥
When I'm upset, I tend to make noises with my mouth♥
I whistle...a lot.♥
I rather have you give it to me straight because I don't pick up on hints too easily♥
I Heart
i heart
My Family and friends♥
The smell of rubbing alcohol♥
The sound of rain when it hits something metalic♥
Going to the beach ONLY at night♥
Pissing people off♥
Long showers♥
Girls♥
Black and white images♥
The color green♥
Gummyworms♥
Random smiles♥
Reeses Peanut Butter cups♥
My mothers cooking♥
Dimples♥
Hockey♥
Cold weather♥
Happy people♥
Poptarts♥
Halloween♥
DnD♥
My god-daughter♥
Tattoos and piercings♥
To make people laugh♥
Music♥
Daisies♥
Random hugs♥
A good book♥
Rain♥
Going to live shows♥
Text messaging♥
The shape known as a star[To me it's a shape]♥
Gatorade♥
Playing with fire♥
Happy people♥
To cuddle♥
Hearing someone say "I Love You" and actually mean it♥
How cold, wet sand feels between your toes♥
Sunsets♥
The night♥
I Hate
i hate
Guys who bitch more than the girl[Grow some balls you pussies]†
The smell of cheese†
Obnoxious people†
Being bored†
Being told when it's best to stop drinking[that makes me drink more]†
Going to the movie theater[there are exceptions though]†
When people try to change my beliefs†
People who say that other peoples music is crap[It's all crap if you think about it, just let me listen to MY CRAP in fucking peace, bitch]†
Drama and the people that come with it†
Guys who think they can change my sexual preferrence[Every penis is the same to me, no matter the size or the "motion of the ocean"]†
Moths, windows, and bees†
Water parks†
People who start shit and have/let their friends finish it for them[Finish/fight your OWN battles]†
When people yell in anger†
