LOVE the Cranberries Zombieeee eeeeh eeeeeeh eeeeeeh ooooh ooooh oooh...NO of course I don't sing it in the shower you wierdos....ahemI also have a passing interest ;P in PEOPLE, forensic psychiatry, the 80s, Derren Borwn, anatomy, running (I'm going to do the marathon in a couple years hopefully!!), rowing, painting, drawing, wine, beautifully drawn comics (such as those by my good friend Miss Pippa Carter), making music, dancing insanely to muzac such as techno n drum and bass innit, stalking ska bands, reggae, latino, salsa, drama, cross dressing, satire, incense, idealistic people, cats, religions, art(Francis Bacon, Jenny Saville, Egon Schiele, Lucien Freud, Tamara de Lempicka, El Greco, Dali, James O'Barr), rats, corsets(to da max, innit), burlesque dancing, candles, loosing myself in the eyes of those I love, soul searching, philosophy - especially Nietzsche and Chomsky, poetry - especially Plath, Rimbaud, Heaney, Blake, Coleridge, Poe and most of the german romantics, classic literature - Hesse, Dante, Dostoevsky, Dos Passos, Romantic period dramas....ahhh swooning at Jane Eyre
I'd like to meet:
Derren Brown, Rozz Williams or sponge bob square pants and people who like to live life and experience everything. People who will never stop questioning everything. Opinionated people. Philosophers. Artists. Doctors. People who have done something they're ashamed of. People who will dance until they don't know who they are anymore. People who don't think they knew who they were to begin with. People who have a strong sense of self. People who are afraid. People who have no fear. People who believe morals are relative and who's stance on good and bad is not dogmatic. Hedonists. Open minded people. People who are alive. People who are dead. People with huge eyes (physically or metaphorically) People who want to know more about me. People who are people...people with northern accents....Richard Armitage, Mark Warren as Dracula hehe (there is something inherantly sexy about a masterful man with entrancing eyes biting your neck)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Madame Batty-Natty Von Tossface of DOOM
Birthday: the dawn of time
Birthplace: inside a Giant Killer Clam
Current Location: under your bed nyahahahahaha
Eye Color: changes...to suit my mooood
Hair Color: black as a well grilled spleen
Height: taller than you
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends what you're talking about
Your Heritage: i am a descendant of the Noble Knights of the order of the Romanian Polka Dot
The Shoes You Wore Today: 10 inch stiletoes...i find comfortable shoewear is best for what i do
Your Weakness: wearing my sunglasses indoors therefore making them useless when i actually DO go out into the sun
Your Fears: that i will die of bird flu
Your Perfect Pizza: arsenic and old lace
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to complete my collection of fossilised dust bunnies
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i know where you live....
Thoughts First Waking Up: how to get down from the bar i hang upside-down on without splitting my head open
Your Best Physical Feature: my left eye...YARRRRR! CUTLASS
Your Bedtime: 9:00...the next morning
Your Most Missed Memory: the time i was chased down North Berwick Beach by a hoarde of Giant Demonic Bees and escaped them by hiding behing a pile of seaweed and hurling jellyfish at them
Pepsi or Coke: coke....CHIHUAHUA!
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds where i earned employee of the month by putting out a grease fire with my face....ahhh good times
Single or Group Dates: Single....i find one is easier to bend to my will mwahahahahaha
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NO...Earl Grey and small cucumber sandwiches...you peasants!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino...i find a foamy moustache increases my pulling power
Do you Smoke: Only when left out in the sun too long
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: I am partial to the odd Gregorian Chant in the shower yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes it helps to get rid of the evidence...
Have you Been in Love: yes....with a squirrel called Dinglebert...alas twas not to be...he ran away with Angie the smiling peanut
Do you want to go to College: of course...new victims, i mean...friends
Do you want to get Married: indeed...what better
Do you belive in yourself: Ahhhh the question is Do YOU believe in me???
Do you get Motion Sickness: No i'm quite comfortable with up and down movements actually
Do you think you are Attractive: Well when I have my foamy cappuccino moustache i am rather dashing yes
Are you a Health Freak: Take "health" away from that and your getting closer
Do you get along with your Parents: *sobs*....well they were giant clams so unfortunately...the instinct to try and eat me took over when i was quite small....*sobs*....so it wasnt all that easy to talk to them...
Do you like Thunderstorms: I CREATE thunderstorms
Do you play an Instrument: the kazoo and the zither...and on a wednesday with a full moon...the jamaican nose flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: absinthe...don't let it touch you tongue
In the past month have you Smoked: only after....nevermind
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no...i'm out of my mind already
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: well...i have MALLed someone...does that count?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I prefer human flesh
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO...Spleens on toast perhaps
In the past month have you been on Stage: On the giant stage that we call LIFE yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes...in a skip...by a guy with a bad eighties haircut and only one nipple....it was rather painful
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: That is how i wash myself in the morning..i find public fountains rather convenient
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your mind...
Ever been Drunk: as a skunk
Ever been called a Tease: Add the word "strip" and you're almost there
Ever been Beaten up: I ALWAYS win in a fight
Ever Shoplifted: they tend to be too heavy...despite my super human strength
How do you want to Die: to be chased by rabid children until I faint with fear and they rip open my stomach and feast on my liver
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Queen of the UNIVERSE...bow down before my glory lowly slaves
What country would you most like to Visit: Outer Mongolia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: red
Favourite Hair Color: bogey green
Short or Long Hair: knee length
Height: 7 foot
Weight: it doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: so many that my mind can be easily manipulated mwahahahaha
Number of CDs I own: billions
Number of Piercings: billions
Number of Tattoos: a tattoo of an angry squid on my left bum cheek
Number of things in my Past I Regret: oh perhaps wasting ages on this survey
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Music:
KATE BUSH,
ROZZ WILLIAMS,
JACK SAVORETTI,
ravin' muzac,
80's !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,
reggae,
latino,
Informatik,
U2,
Third Realm,
Nebula H,
Apoptygma Berzerk,
Ludovigo Einaudi,
Tactical sekt,
Shadow Project,
Savage Garden,
Roxy Music,
Sara Noxx,
Paul Young,
Take that,
The Prodigy,
Placebo,
Imogen Heap,
Television,
Pink Floyd,
David Bowie,
Big Hand,
The Beat,
The Specials,
Gitane Demone,
Blancmange,
Nico,
Siouxie and the Banshees,
Alphaville,
Soft Cell,
Kraftwerk,
Bronski Beat,
Adam and the Ants,
Gary Numan,
Human League,
Psychadelic Furs,
VNV Nation,
Apoptygma Bezerk,
Combichrist,
In Strict Confidence,
Bella Morte,
Polka Music!!,
Icon of Coil,
The Incredible String Band,
Tom Waits,
Pixies,
The Faint,
Human League,
Sisters of mercy,
Cabaret voltaire,
Echo and the Bunnymen,
Queen,
Bob Marley,
The Damned,
The Stranglers,
The Killing Joke,
Rosetta Stone,
Razed in Black,
The Cure,
Tim Buckley,
Iggy Pop,
Assemblage 23,
The Shroud,
The Shins,
Virgin Prunes,
Red Lorry Yellow Lorry,
Gitane Demone,
The Smiths,
The March Violets,
Skinny Puppy,
Girls under Glass,
Into the Abyss,
Inkubus Sukkubus,
Die Laughing,
Bauhaus,
Dead Can Dance,
AFI,
Informatik,
Robots in Disguise,
Manu Chao,
The Birthday Party,
Fields of the Nephilim,
Gene loves Jezebel,
Specimen,
Taylor Mac,
The Cult,
The Mission,
Eva O,
Christian Death (Rozz Williams of course),
NIN,
Alien Sex Fiend,
Into the Abyss,
London After Midnight,
Daucus Karota,
Nick Cave,
Nick Drake,
The Beatles,
The Velvet Underground,
The Doors,
Eagle Eyed Cherry,
Julian Cope,
...god damn it there r so many and probably lots more that I'll kick myself for not mentioning!!!...
Movies:
The Breakfast Club, The History Boys, Billy Elliot, Edward Scissor Hands, The Crow, Philedelphia, Brazil, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Sleepy Hollow, Spirited Away, Dogma, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Saw, Wayne's World, Pirates of the Carribean, The Shawshank Redemption, Cabaret, Interview with the Vampire, The Proposition, American Beauty(a beautiful film), Sockman (of course), Clockwork Orange, Van Helsing, What's eating Gilbert Grape, Flatliners, The Exorcist (comedy viewing), The Sponge Bob Square Pants Movie, Omen, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, The Evil Dead, Hannibal, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Donnie Darko, Shaun of the Dead and loads of pure dead rubbish horrors likes (the worse the better).I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
Television:
Derren Brown, SPONGE BOB....who lives in a pineapple under the sea??????????....big kid I know, Silent Witness, most satire shows especially The daily Show with John Stewart, Period dramas, ROBIN HOOD!!!, NORTH AND SOUTH!!! (for the intellectual content of the script of course....nothing to do with Richard Armitage...)I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
Books:
Steppenwolf and Demian by Herman Hesse, USA by John Dos Passos, Beyond good and evil by Nietszche, Goethe's Faust, On the Road by Jack Kerouac, Ars Amatoria by Ovid, Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky, The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath, Dante's Inferno, The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, anything by Christopher Brookmyre, Henry and June by Anais Nain, The Mountains of Madness by H.P Lovecraft, anything by Ian McEwan, Kits Wilderness by David Almond and Vernon God Little by D.C.B. Pierre, Venus in Furs by Leopold Sacher-Masoch, Calvin and HobbesI edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
Heroes:
Derren Brown, Liza Minelli, Lucien Freud, Kate Bush, Herman Hesse, Molly RingwaldI edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
