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Karl

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About Me

? layoutsbykt? layoutsbykt surfourspace.net premade layouts surfourspace.netSORRY umm this is my new space profile. ummhmm. I gon on and fergot my email add ress and went on an made a new un. i reckon its about the same umm.Hello...umm..my name is Karl..umm. I just got out of the State hospital. They gon on and put me in there cowse I killed some folks.. umm. I have a best friend named Frank, he is 8 years livin and he got a mama shes real nice. Doyle I dont like him none. I aimed to kill him with a kaiser blade. some people call it a sling blade. actually it was a lawn mower blade. i gon on and killed the other folks with the kaiser blade. umm. i dont reckon i feel bad about it none. i thought what theys doin was wrong. I seen red and i's just gon on and killed em. umm. i love mustard. more than you can understand. i love biscuits with my mustard. i love french fried potaters with my mustard. i love you with my mustard. i reckon thats about all theres ta know. o i like to read christmas stories, the bible, my paw told me some stuff about the bible then i gon on and told him i's his boy, and that he ought not them bad things.
Name: Karl "mustard" Childers
Birthdate: i dunno. my muma and paw reckoned to never tell me.
Birthplace: in the shed.
Current Location: in the kitchen with mustard
Eye Color: mustard brown
Hair Color: mustard grey
Height: 15 mustard jars
Weight: umm about 75 mustard jars
Piercings: i have a mustard earing
Tatoos: i have a backlength tatty of a jar of mustard on my back
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: fat lady that works across the street and mustard
Overused Phraze: i love mustard
FAVORITES
Food: mustard
Candy: mustard bar
Number: 1 mustard
Color: mustard yellow
Animal: mustrat
Drink: mustard
Alcohol Drink: mustard vodka
Bagel: with mustard on it
Letter: M
Body Part on Opposite sex: ummm anywheres got mustard on it
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: mustard coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: either one with lots of mustard
Strawberry or Watermelon: ....mustard?
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot mustard or iced mustard i like em both ways
Chocolate or Vanilla mustard
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot mustard
Kiss or Hug: mustard kiss
Dog or Cat: cow because you can eat with mustard on it
Rap or Punk: niether.. mustard
Summer or Winter: whenevers the best time to have mustard...o wait.. thats always nevermind
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: scary movies so i can hug mustard and funny movies so i can laugh with mustard
Love or Money: doesnt matter if ya got mustard in your life
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever im full of mustard
Most Missed Memory: the state hospital
Best phyiscal feature: my mouth cause i can eat mustard with it
First Thought Waking Up: i love mustard
Goal for this year: to eat as much mustard as possible
Best Friends: ...mustard..and frank...
Weakness: thatd definitly be mustard
Fears: life without mustard
Heritage: dutch becuase i think thats where mustard from
Longest relationship: my whole life with mustard
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: mustard
Ever Smoked: smoked mustard
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Ever been Drunk: if mustard gets you drunk i live drunk
Ever been beaten up: my mustard keeps me safe - im a jarhead.
Ever beaten someone up: with my mustard jar
Ever Shoplifted: i have to shoplift mustard because i dont get paid at the shop
Ever Skinny Dipped: in mustard
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: if mustard counts? i dont know what sex mustard us
Been Dumped Lately: MUSTARD WOULD NEVER DUMP ME
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: mustard brown
Favorite Hair Color: mustard yellow or red
Short or Long: whatever looks best with mustard
Height: 13 mustard jars
Style: mustard jar wrapper
Looks or Personality: must have a mustard bright personality
Hot or Cute mustard spicy!
Drugs and Alcohol: honey mustard
Muscular or Really Skinny: if she is fat off of mustard i dont care
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: any day i had without mustard and i was suicidal
What country do you want to Visit: whatever country mustard was born in
How do you want to Die: in mustards arms
Been to the Mall Lately: to get mustard
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if im cuddling with mustard
Get along with your Parents: naw killed em. they didnt like mustard anyways
Health Freak: mustard freak
Do you think your Attractive: mustard thinks so
Believe in Yourself: i believe in mustard
Want to go to College: only if mustard can come with me
Do you Smoke: i told i smoked mustard
Do you Drink: yes mustard
Shower Daily: i take a mustard erry now and then
Been in Love: of course with mustard
Do you Sing: when im drunk off mustard
Want to get Married: i already married....to mustard
Do you want Children: some little mustards
Have your future kids names planned out: heinz and ketchuph8r and mayonaiseh8er
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: already lost it to mustard
Hate anyone: ketchup
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My Interests

umm.. mustard. kaiser blades. workin in the lawn mower shop. i can work me some lawn mowers. especially if they aint got no gas in it. i love readin good books. i read the same books over and over. umm. i love the hospital. i love mustard. its really good. on biscuits and french fried potaters. and everything. including you.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who loves mustard and my brother that i burd in the shoebox out behind the ol shed.

Music:

umm. i aint got no interest in no music none. unless it talks about mustard in it somewhere. Doyle had him a band there for a while. then i went on and killed him. i reckon they aint gon b playin none.

Movies:

i reckon i like the movie sling blade alright. umm.

Books:

i like my books. they are all i had. till i gave them to my best friend frank before i aimed to kill Doyle. theys a christmas book, the bible, and some other books you prolly know none bout.

Heroes:

umm. i reckon frank ud be my hero. he likes the way i talk. i like they way he talks to. he told me he reckon i ort not have buried my little brother. i told him he ought not talk bout such things. i reckon he dont like peckers in his potted meat. i reckon i dont mind it none. umm