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Ashley J.

I never look back dahling, it distracts from the now.

About Me

A reserved workaholic and misplaced re-incarnation, caretaker of small creatures, eternal pessimist and puncher of faces who functions brilliantly to fill the emptiness. I'm largely an unimpressible extistentialist, which may sound bleak, but actually my life is pretty awesome and I have a good posse to share it with.
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

cartoons, drag queens, reptiles, revenge, Muppets, tiny things, Batman, goth clubs, boys in eyeliner, talking back to police, idiotic duos, power sledding, fuzzy things, deep fried food, violent tendencies, Dan and Dave adventures, keeping you guessing

I'd like to meet:

Lonesome George, Oliver the Humanzee, my PLP, Flava Flav and Jack Nicholson. He can at least say hi after flipping me off at that intersection.

Music:

People who define themselves and others by music are lame, but if you are one of said tools and must know: Green Day, Stone Temple Pilots, Smashing Pumpkins, Hole, Garbage, Echo and the Bunnymen,The Cure,The Cranberries, Veruca Salt, Soundgarden, Portishead, Kitty, Lords of Acid, Rollins Band, Orgy, Coal Chamber, Marilyn Manson, NIN, Drill, No Use for a Name, NoFX, Screeching Weasel, Tilt, Suicide Machines, Dance Hall Crashers, Bjork, Offspring, Sneaker Pimps, Lunachicks, Tracy Bonham, Sublime, Goldfinger, Reel Big Fish, Massive Attack. Trance if I'm driving or drunk...but never both at the same time! Remember kids, indie is not just a genre, it's a disease.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, The Fountain, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Edward Scissorhands, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Batman Returns, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Crazy in Alabama, The Crow, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, What Dreams May Come, traditionally animated stuff --excluding anime because that stuff is bullshit

Television:

Kids in the Hall, Batman the Animated Series, Rocko's Modern Life, Aeon Flux, Cartoon Sushi, Golden Girls, VH1's Kept and Flava of Love

Books:

Carson McCullers stuff, The Tale of Mr. Jeremy Fisher

Heroes:

eh. If anyone, him.

My Blog

ABCs of the me

A - available: for contract killings and birthday partiesB - birthday: June 12thC - crushing: your soulD - drink you last had: pepsiE - easiest person to talk to: probably only if you're within my top...
Posted by Ashley J. on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:41:00 PST

and the winner is...

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism ge...
Posted by Ashley J. on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 02:16:00 PST

face recognition

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Posted by Ashley J. on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:43:00 PST