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About Me

I'm Will. I have adventures everywhere I go. According to the business card my bosses made, I try the hardest. So yeah. I've got that going too.

I tell stories; you love them. What a pair we are!

I ain't just another purty face, you know; I got me some idears.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Allison Janney, Parker Posey, and David Bowie. I'd like to meet fellow adventures. I'd like to meet President Theodore Roosevelt -- only the greatest U.S. President ever.

Hello there, friend! Would you like to help fund the latest Untitled E. Wilson Young project? If so, send me a message with your donation information and how you'll be paying. And for that simple donation -- as much as a cup of coffee -- I'll give you exclusive information on my latest projects, what really good bad news I've received lately from editors, horribly reductive book reviews, Project Runway gossip, and much more.

I want a friendship or relationship like Nick and Nora Charles have in the Thin Man movies with quirky, shared facial expressions, flirtatious teasing, and a lot of drinking. And we should fight crime.

My Blog

congratulate me ... OR DIE!

::sigh:: I love saying that. Anyway. I think I've told everyone, but just in case you haven't heard, I have a writing internship with a bi-weekly music magazine that will launch in January. SALT Desig...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:00:00 GMT

eh

I don't really use this blog. Um... my aunt gave me David Bowie socks for Father's Day. Um... I'm going to Jacksonville to visit my brother and his wife this weekend.
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 09:28:00 GMT

My ass hurts...

from this roommate situation raping me.
Posted by on Wed, 29 Jun 2005 12:54:00 GMT

good news

Well, I might have found a roommate. Keep your fingers crossed for me.
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jun 2005 09:09:00 GMT

disaster! Peril!

8 days until I'm homeless. Or until I move into a loft in the gay ghetto that I can't quite afford.
Posted by on Wed, 22 Jun 2005 08:03:00 GMT

Jesus died because of incompetant counsel.

Someone scheduled an appointment yesterday because God told him to. I'm scared he's going to come armed and kill everyone.
Posted by on Thu, 30 Dec 2004 05:55:00 GMT