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The best thing you will ever drink. EVER.

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Sugar & Spice & All Things Nice

* Maple & pecan danishes, mmmm...
* Chilling out in unique little coffee shops with my friends or with a good book
* Melatonin supplements (I would go mad with insomnia without them)
* Watching films (mainly of the horror/quirky kind)
* Nature
* Ed's diner
* Travelling to new places
* People doing unexpected nice things for me
* Doing unexpected nice things for other people and them appreciating it
* Cheap, prettiful underwear
* That feeling you get when you first kiss someone new who you really like
* Clicking my backbones in a satisfying manner
* Sleeping/dreaming
* Lacoste Pour Femme and MAC Turquatic perfume
* Getting tattooed
* When other people go to sleep on trains/buses and their head flops occasionally and then they sit back up again and then do it again
* Bill Bailey/Eddie Izzard/Dane Cook/Daniel Tosh
* Licking the mascapone off carrot cake
* When cute people like me
* Jacking off
* Tiramisu... oh how I heart thee
* Having my ears nibbled/licked/stroked
* The word 'repertoire' and 'juxtaposition'
* Relaxing in my room with only my fairy lights on, some aromatherapy candles burning, some Jasmine incense sticks and some Miles Davis playing (if you don't know who he is, shame on you - he's a fantastic jazz player)
* When I get unexpected things in the post
* People giving up their seat for me
* The smell of my freshly cleaned satin sheets
* Discovering amazingly cool new music or films (if you have anything you think I'll like, please please please recommend me some - or even better, make me a mix CD, I LOVE those!)
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Slugs & Snails & Puppy Dog Tails

* War
* Violence
* Animal Cruelty
* Dishonesty
* Bananas
* People who talk a lot but say nothing
* Inefficiency (especially public transport)
* Ignorance (it might be apparent bliss but knowledge is power)
* Fat/laziness/apathy
* Bad tattoos that have been poorly drawn and poorly tattooed by someone who really didn't think through their art before rushing ahead and getting a shitty design cuz it was cheap and "in" at the moment (like fucking knuckleduster tattoos on your neck.. yea you're gonna regret that in a few years time...)
* People being late to meet me with no valid reason other than the fact that they're disorganised and crap
* Lack of manners
* The new generation of Myspace kids who don't appear to know the difference between they're/their and your/you're
* False/superficial/backstabbing people
* Restless legs
* Children, all of them
* The dark when I'm alone
* Blood gases tests - the second most painful thing in the world
* Pancreatitis - the most painful thing in the world
* Cars that don't indicate and then beep at you when you get in their way
* People playing games on their phones or listening to their shitty R&B tinny ringtone with the sounds turned up REALLY loud in a quiet public place, and everyone is OBVIOUSLY staring at them to shut the fuck up but they don't take the hint, grrr
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