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About Me

My background make your right eye twitch a bit?
It does?
Excellent, my plan to turn the population of the interwebs into blind mole people is working!!!
Soooo, welcome! If i've recently added you, it's because i think you'd be good at keeping me amused at work, have excellent taste in tv, films, clothes or music. It's not because i want in your pants. I aint that kinda grrrl.
Prefer animals over people, i think one day i'll be crazy cat guy, though maybe not with the cats.
USED to dj at Southsea rocks, will still be doing my EBM/industrial Aspect nights at the Edge of the wedge and promoter/dj at the Hong kong gardeners club, nominated for best club in Portsmouth 2008!!Dj names; Spikey Myke, Minstar, Shifty Preacher, Shiftplusone, [Glitch] depends on my mood which i use, but mainly Glitch these days.
Been described as "Lovable but insane...but in a good funny way." I think that's about right.
If i like someone in that way, i find it stupidly hard to talk to them, unless it's over the internet. So I'm not actually blanking you, i'm just trying to find a laptop so i can type 'hello'
I want to buy a double bass.
I DO NOT look like Chester from linkin park, if i did, do you think i'd still be single? nooooo. =p
I love getting dressed up and doing special FX make up. If there's a chance to dress up like a zombie, I'll be there quicker than you can moan "BRAINZZZ"
I must admit, i used to be a WoW fanatic, but now, i can go outside and talk to real people....well, look at the people anyway. (i still play though)
Pretty shy around new people (understatement), so feel free to bombard me with hellooooos. I also promise to finish this profile one day too.
I have a potty mouth, tend to talk in stupid voices and some people have difficulty understanding me. But i assure you, everything i say is witty, awesome and intelligent. *cough*
I am laid back, but not lazy. My room is organised chaos. If i were to 'tidy' it, i'd just lose everything....ok i tidied it and now cant find anything. TOLD YOU SO!!!
I HATE people who type in txt spk when they dont need to, it makes you look moronic.
Also dislike people over using LOL etc. Are you REALLY laughing out loud? If you are, i feel very sorry for the person sitting next to you.
I'm writing and recording my own music at the moment, but wanting to find others to work with too!
I LOVE horror films, but tend to bitch if a film is remade, they never go right.
If i had my way, i'd me a musician, marine biologist and run a shelter for strays cats and dogs in Argentina.
I am an old fashioned romantic, but don't believe in the need for Valentines day...or any festival ripped off from the pagans.
I want to go traveling more now after visiting Argentina to see my dad, next stop, Sweden or Iceland.
I tend to be bipolar with my attitudes, one moment totally chilled and relaxed, the next an uptight panicky stresshead, but you get used to it..;)
I try to always see a positive in every situation, which can get annoying.
But i am also a pessimist, because that way, i'll never be disappointed!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone worthy of my stalking.IAMX's Chris Corner, amazing musician and song writer. This song is beautiful too, got me through a few tough times. This is what my band will sound like eventually.This will make you love again. =)

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