John [не-Бессмертный]

Punks, Pirates, Plebians, and Proletariats

oldies but goodies
Posted by John [=5-5AA<5@B=K9] on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 07:59:00 PST

Post Apocalyptic Memoirs and Such [of doom].

Last nite was the infamous Nite O'Carnage 2005. Here are some Haiku's of the sheer debauchifikation that ensued on the eve of today... Dark Jewish penis Butterball unitard boy love Mmm tasty vodk...
Posted by John [=5-5AA<5@B=K9] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nite O'Carnage [Let the Phreaks Get Phreaky] 2005

I love the Wonder Years.
Posted by John [=5-5AA<5@B=K9] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Life: In XXVII Stanza's

Delivered by a stork,To a bloke in New York,I humbly bunked ten years.I parted my hair,Wore vests without care,And thrived amongst twenty-six peers. I learned how to ski,And to not drink pee,And how ...
Posted by John [=5-5AA<5@B=K9] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If I ditch my glasses...

Most of you know me intimately. Or at least have been acquanted with me for sometime. If I got lasik surgery or contacts would you still hang out with me? Would you think different of me?  It's a...
Posted by John [=5-5AA<5@B=K9] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST