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APE TIT

About Me

WE ARE CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR A DRUMMER!!!! CONTACT US IF YOU ARE INTERESTED. BREAST was born and raised in the woods by a pack of wild boobs.

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One Stormy winter morning JOE DOOM's
father decided to trim his enormous mustache. some of those mustache trimmings fell into toxic ooze then forming Joe Doom(just like ninja turtles but with a mustache).

Cindy Lauper had sex with a black dude, a THUMPERELLA (VIKTOR) was born.
And the rest was history. APE TIT is ready to play anywhere anytime!!! except for during the week..
If you cant get enough of APE TIT check us out at:

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?!/pages/APE-TIT/27401350024 7 or tweet us on our new twitter page http://twitter.com/APETITMUSIC

APE TIT SHIRTS SOLD OUT RIGHT NOW!!! If you have one, it is machine washable, though!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 20/10/2004
Band Website: coming soon
Band Members: VOCALS - BREAST
GUITAR - ???????
GUITAR - JOE DOOM
BASS - THUMPERELLA
DRUMS -????????
BRAIN TRUST - JEREMY QUADRA !!!!!!COPY THE CODE BELOW TO SPORT APE TIT ON YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!

Influences: Black Sabbath, Pantera, Black Label Society, Pegasus Kids, Megadeth, Down, Danzig, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Slayer, Saint Vitus, Trouble, Cathedral, Orange Goblin, AC/DC, NWA, BELETH, Crowbar, COC, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Priest, Legion of the Damned, Kreator, Testament, Exodus, Anthrax, Alice Cooper, Gwar, Devil Driver, Obituary, Buddy Guy, B.B. King, SRV, Joe Bonamassa, Terror School, Demon Face, Blood Fire, Empty Pool of Sorrow, Darkness Power, Inner Devil Cry, Igniter Key, Spider Patrol!

THE LOVABLE, CUDDLY BREASTJONNY DESTRUCTION
JOE DOOM - THUMPERELLA CONNECTION

MR. TANK

'DA BAND(VIKTORIOUS)APE TIT GANG
Sounds Like: Crunchy Grooves...on weed.The First Time you ever tasted Air,A roman Candle in your ears, A winning jackpot, a pile of martian females with three boobs calling you to join them, a hole in one, if you listen to heaven backwards, if you listen to hell forwards, a demon child that so happens to have pretty good rythm and awesome riffs, A midget riding a donkey holding a boombox as it plays crazy train, A beer in each hand, that one time you were chillin' with your dog and you swore it talked to you, A dip in Scrooge McDuck's coin vault, Doin' the nasty in the pasty, The slap on a bitch when she gets out of line, A tender moment between unicorns, The rumbling in your belly following 7-layers of Taco Bell, James Earl Jones' voice,That one nightmare you had about 5 dudes kicking your ass with the power of song, An unfortunate fall over a willow stump,two black people sucking farts outta each others butts,a priest touching you for the very first time, Dolph Lundgren speaking russian,a vagina gently weeping,james brown snorting a line of coke off a fat chicks back,a pregnant woman getting thrown down a flight of stairs,bruce lee's nunchucks,five kinda tough chicks trying to play metal,morgan freeman reading your little sisters diary aloud,ahmad rashad's 99 yd. touchdown reception,a tree falling in the woods with tons of people around,mexicans playing soccer really early in the morning,richards simmons banging a chick.........(more to come)
Type of Label: Unsigned