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[Marital Status] No
[Shoe size] Eleven in Dr. Martens, 10.5 in most other dress shoes. All other footwear, including slippers (house and bunny), sneakers/gym shoes, high heels, but not workboots, vary from 10.5 to 11. Sketchers suck!
[Parents still together] Yes!
[Siblings] Yes! Three sisters, all older (ughhh...)
[Pets] Yes! Three sisters, all older (ughhh...)
fAvoRiTeS
[Color] Orange
[Number] pi
[Animal] Yes! Three sisters, all older (ughhh...)
[Drinks] Jack and coke
[Soda] Jack and coke
[Book] Early Transcendentals(5e) by James Stewart
[Flower] Daisy
dO yOu...?
[Color your hair?] Nope, mine was born this way.
[Twirl your hair?] Nope, mine was born this way.
[Have tattoos?] No, not yet. When I retire!
[Have Piercings?] No, not yet.
[Cheat on tests/homework?] No, and I never lie, sometimes.
[Drink/Smoke?] I only drink when I'm smoking.
[Like roller coasters?] Absolutely
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Yes. I bet you want me to tell you where, don't you. Stay away you creepy freak. I'll get a restraining order.
[Want more piercings?] More than what?
[Like cleaning?] Ya know, I took this whole survey and all the questions were at least half-way descent. This question is just stupid and I refuse to answer it out of principle and my own dignity!
[Write in cursive or print?] Type
[Own a web cam?] www.yourmom.com
[Know how to drive?] No. Didn't pass the sobriety test at the DMV - can you believe it!
[Own a cell phone?] Yes I do.
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Only when looking at porn, but I've never been able to get the computer off.
hAvE yOu eVeR...?
[Been in a fist fight?] Yes.
input I'm not sure what this field is for. "hAvE yOu eVeR input"? What does that mean? It sounds sexual. Look at the next question. I've never onsidered anything, not even on a hooker!
onsidered being a hooker?]
[Lied to someone?]
[Been in love?] True love is the greatest thing in the world, except a nice MLT --- mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe.
[Made out with JUST a friend?] No, I've made out with all kinds of people - friends, coworkers, neighbors - never a friend's wife though: that is just wrong.
[Been in lust?] Usually
[Used someone] Like a Kleenex!
[Been used?] If you've known me for few years, you know the answer
[Been cheated on?] Probably
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Yes, but she liked it.
[Stolen anything?] Yes, my own virginity!
[Held a gun] [ see answer above ]
cUrrEntS
[Current clothing] Socks, shoes, underwear, pants, shirt; what do you wear?
[Current mood]
[Current taste]
[What you currently smell like] Cheap hookers and burnt pizza!
[Current hair] Do you really want me to answer that?
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Sleeping, of course.
[Current cd in stereo] Sneaker Pimps
[Last book you read] Of Human Bondage (currently reading, thank you Steve)
[Last movie you saw] V for Vendetta (I thought it was a children's movie, like "A is for APPLESAUCE")
[Last thing you ate] Applesauce
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Christopher Robinson (If you think that this is the same Christopher Robinson, the famous lawyer that represented Canada and its dispute with the United States concerning the boundaries of Alaska in 1893, and the same Christopher Robisnson who refused knighthood in 1894, then you are sadly mistaken. And no, he's not the little boy in "Winnie the Pooh," either.)
[Do drugs?] No.
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Occasionally.
Remember your first love?] Come on, that was like 20 years ago. How do you expect me to remember something like that?
[Still love him/her?] Definately!
[Read the newspaper?] You know I can't read.
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Si.
[Believe in miracles?] Does the 1980 US Olympic Hockey team believe in miracles? (You youngsters go and google that. I think it's also out on DVD now).
[Do well in school?] Of course!
[Wear hats] Many.
[Hate yourself?] Should I?
[Have an obsession?] Like OCD? Yeah, I got that bad! Usually I was my hands like two times a day. I even buy soap.
[Collect anything?] Soap.
[Have a best friend?] What do you know? If you were my best friend, you would hit this button here: .
[Close friends?] Yep.
[Like your handwriting?] I don't yet, but I hate typing.
[Care about looks] Yes. Just the other day this lady gave me the dirtiest look. I don't know why. (This is where you are supposed to laugh. I don't like putting 'lol' behind something I've written when I think you should laugh, so I'm just gonna tell you to start laughing, or at least smile a little. It kind of takes away from it if I have to say, "lol" everytime I think you should laugh. lol)
lOvE LiFe
[First crush] Princess Allura, the leader of Planet Arus. Her pink uniform drives me crazy. (For those of you who do not know, Princess Allura is the pilot of the blue lion on "Voltron, Defender of the Universe." Notice the wording - and remember that Voltron, not He-Man, is the Defender of the Universe. In 1983, two years after Voltron started defending the Universe, He-Man came out as the "Master of the Universe." Obviously, He-Man had an inferiority complex and had to 'one-up' Voltron.) Yeah, my first crush was Voltr...I mean Princess Allura.
[First kiss] Doorknob - Don't laugh, you did it too.
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] What an interesting question. I've never heard that one before. Honestly, I think that there can be love at first sight.
&..39;[Do you believe in "the one?"] ' Yes, to a certain extent. I believe having "the one" in one's life is subjective (google "Kierkegaard"), so if there is "the one" in someone's life, it is because that someone made them "the one." (I know, I know - very poor pronoun referencing.)
[Are you a tease?] Depends who's askin'.
[Too shy to make the first move?] No, just too stubborn.
[Daydreamer] Always.
[Bitch/Asshole] What did you just call me?
[sarcastic] Never.
[Angel] Is this still about my love life?
[Devil] If it is, yes to all, and to all a good night.
[Shy] Usually no.
[Talkative] Only on Thursdays.

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