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Leroy

Just like Sydney Bristow, I use my sexuality as a weapon!!

About Me

Spring. 1976. Wait I mean 78. I am born amongst the backdrop of a war torn Escondido. As a small baby, I am protected from the evil queen Annis Coulteras of the Hasslebeck Dynasty. As a child, I was teased immensely at proper British all boy boarding school named Lord Nobbingtons School For Boys. I would escape and take a boat across the atlantic. While on the boat, I was sodomized by Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in the back of a Fiat. Go figure.
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My Interests

I am interested in learning how to speak Russian, eating more at Subway, Scions, Seriously, should a person my age really be on myspace? I'm also a member of Jews for Jesus.

I'd like to meet:

Opes Northstar

Music:

kost, Michael Buble (yeah I said it) Angela Correa, Tina Turner, Diana Krall, Cheesy country like Kenny Chesney and Faith Hill, Mary J. Blige, Green Day,Towanda Braxton, Simon & Garfunkel, The Shins, Death Cab for Cutie, Dolly Parton, all things Timberlake, Juanes, Nick Drake, Johnny Cash, Springsteen, The Smiths, Elvis Costello, Jackson Browne, The Dixe Chicks, early 80's new wave stuff like New Order, Psychedelic Furs, Modern English, Depeche Mode, blah blah blah...

Movies:

so, so many: Pans Labyrinth, Shut Up and Sing, All About My Mother, The Incredibles, Traffic, Boogie Nights, all things Kubrick, Almost Famous, Die Hard, The Goonies, Mean Girls, Short Cuts, Mad Max Trilogy, Batman Begins, Close Encounters, Heat, Garden State, In America, Lost in Translation, Roger & Me, Psycho, Fargo, Amadeus, Chinatown, Network, Beautiful Thing, Empire Records(aaaah the 90's), Raiders of the Lost Arc, Jaws, Godfathers I and II, all those Richard Curtis British flicks (Love Actually, Four Weddings, etc..)

Television:

Lost, Project Runway, The Office, Friday Night Lights, Entourage, 60 MInutes, Oprah, The motherfuckin View (ching-chong), Top Chef, Frontline, Reel Time with Bill Maher, South Park, Weeds

Books:

Great Expectations, Catcher in the Rye, No Ordinary Time, Arry Potta, Sula, Steinbeck stuff (East of Eden, Cannery Row, etc.) Augusten Burroughs,

Heroes:

My niece Morgan,

My Blog

Gay/ Not Gay

Many peopel are constantly puzzled by my gayness, or lack of gayness.  here are reasons why:gay: my favorite radio station is KOST 103.5 (Soft Rock)not gay: I hate figure skatinggay: I am going t...
Posted by Leroy on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 02:50:00 PST

Best of 2006

OK here it is, my Best of 2006: Best Movies- Shut Up and Sing, The Prestige, Pans Labyrinth, Volver, Half-Nelson,  even though Scout didn't like itWorst movies- The Good German, X-men: The L...
Posted by Leroy on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:41:00 PST

Must-See TV

I've come up with some ideas for some of TV's hottest shows.  Tell me what you think:Greys Anatomy-  It's a normal day at Seattle General whatever-the-fuck, when suddenly one of Meredith's o...
Posted by Leroy on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:41:00 PST

some more random thoughts

Some new random thoughts.....Suri Cruise is the offspring of Celestia.I am currently working on getting the letter "I" in the word TEAM.Shia Labeuf is our nation's greatest living actor.  If you ...
Posted by Leroy on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:10:00 PST

Aaah memories...

Normally I'm not a questonaire kinda guy, but I saw this one from Greg's cousin Michael, and I thought it was pretty funny, so I filled out my own.  1. Who was your best friend? Daniel, Ian, Jo...
Posted by Leroy on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 06:47:00 PST

proof God hates gay people

Yesterday I visited my mother for Mother's Day. Since it was mom's day, I figured we would do whatever it is that she wanted to do. So we went to church. Now we all have our own opinions of religio...
Posted by Leroy on Tue, 16 May 2006 04:06:00 PST

The Things I accomplished while I had no Internet

While the internet was gone for three and a half weeks, I had a substantial amount of time to devote to some side projects.  Here is a sample of the things I did: I learned Portuguese and Russia...
Posted by Leroy on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 01:30:00 PST

No internet

So I've been internet-less now for a week.  No myspace.  No netflix.  No CNN.com.  No e-mail.  No man-on-man...er nevermind.  Apparently when you get a new phone number, ...
Posted by Leroy on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 07:01:00 PST

new neighbors

So downstairs the three girls who have lived there the past two years are moving out. While we are all sad to see them go, I'm excited about the prospect of who may be moving in downstairs. I'm hop...
Posted by Leroy on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 10:57:00 PST

random thoughts

Some random passing thoughts: I like The L Word a lot more than Queer as Folk.  I guess that makes me a gay Lesbian. Fleetwood Mac sucks when you have to hear their songs in their entirety, but...
Posted by Leroy on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 08:11:00 PST