Brooke profile picture

Brooke

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a Mom! Felix was born March 26th, 2007 at 12:42pm (Paris time). He eats a lot.


I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Eating new kinds of people, meeting new foods.

Name: Brooke
Birthdate: 3-24-77
Birthplace: Eugene, OR
Current Location: Tucson, AZ
Eye Color: Blue when I'm happy, Grey when I'm not
Hair Color: The kind of Chestnut others dream of
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 8 lbs 4 oz at birth
Piercings: One on each ear
Tatoos: Not a one
Overused Phraze: I'll Kill You All!
FAVORITES
Food: Greek Pizza
Candy: Chocolate covered pretzels
Number: A cubic butt-load
Color: Puce
Animal: The great-tailed grackle
Drink: Amarone
Alcohol Drink: Really good Amarone
Bagel: Whole Wheat Everything
Letter: M
Body Part on Opposite sex: Neck, among others
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Vomit
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate, oh yes, chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee and lots of it
Dog or Cat: Dog.....someday
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary- fear makes you feel alive
Love or Money: Love for sure!
YOUR...
Bedtime: Midnight
Most Missed Memory: The rainstorm
Best physical feature: Eyes/Hips
First Thought Waking Up: Dammit/Thank god, it was only a dream
Goal for this year: Graduate move someplace exotic w/ honey
Best Friends: Alyssa, Dave, Sarah, Chris (OMG like totally BFF!)
Weakness: Absinthe, drummers
Fears: Spiders, derisive people
Heritage: Mutt
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Oh yes
Ever Smoked: Lots
Pot: Usta- ok, sometimes
Ever been Drunk: More than once
Ever been beaten up: Nope
Ever beaten someone up: Nope
Ever Skinny Dipped: Lots o times
IN GUY/L
Favorite Eye Color: Brown
Favorite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long: Short
Height: Tall
Style: Original
Looks or Personality: Smart
Hot or Cute Hot
Drugs and Alcohol: Sure
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Cringes, not regrets.
What country do you want to Visit: Places they produce good wine
How do you want to Die: Sucked in to a Black Hole
Been to the Mall Lately: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh, yes
Get along with your Parents: Some of them
Health Freak: No
Do you think your Attractive: Doesn't everyone?
Believe in Yourself: Who else is going to?
Want to go to College: Been there, am doing that.
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Drink: Yep
Shower Daily: Nearly
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: See Shower answer
Want to get Married: Looking forward to it
Do you want Children: I'll like them when they get here.
Have your future kids names planned out: No
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 83
Hate anyone: Hate is a rather strong word

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

You Are an Espresso
At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic

At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung

You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping

Your caffeine addiction level: high What Kind of Coffee Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can explain proper French pronunciation and grammar in one easy 15 minute lesson

Music:

Frank Sinatra, Madeline Peyroux, Leonard Cohen, Abba, Peter Gabriel, Paul Simon, Billy Holiday, old Bob Marley (NOT Legend), Harry Conick Jr., NPR podcasts, Flaming Lips

Movies:

The Usual Suspects, 2001, 28 Days Later, wierd subtitled stuff, anything involving close-ups of David Bowie's crotch (see Labyrinth)

Television:

I only like the stuff that Network executives hate, apparently- I miss Firefly and Futurama. We have no TV here, although I'm thinking of getting one to practice French.

Books:

Dog Trainer's Guide to Parenting, Stranger in a Strange Land , Ender's Game, The Illustrated Man, The Cartoon History of the Universe, Hitchiker's guide to the Galaxy, Dictionary of Modern Colloquial French

Heroes:

Richard Feynman (smart, funny), Cleopatra (beauty, power), Joan of Arc (balls)

You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test

My Blog

Mom Conversation Shift and Paris Plage

Almost five months into motherhood and I'm starting to suffer from terminal MCS. Mom Conversation Shift. Dave comes home and says"We reanalyzed the spectroscopic tangents and found out that the STIS...
Posted by Brooke on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:45:00 PST

Balls

Anyone who says the French are cowards have no idea what they're talking about.  I think they didn't fight in WWII because they just didn't see the Germans as much of a challenge.  The Frenc...
Posted by Brooke on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:58:00 PST

Yea For Real Hookers

I've always been rather disappointed with the hookers in Tucson.  ....   Perhaps that didn't come out right.  What I mean to say is that I want my hookers to look like hookers.  Um...
Posted by Brooke on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:50:00 PST

Silly

1. WHATS YOUR REAL NAME?Brooke Leslie Sing 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)? Bro...
Posted by Brooke on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:47:00 PST

Germs (part deux)

Ok, so why on earth is Brooke telling us a long and seemingly pointless story about getting sick when she was a party girl, ditto for the little kid thing?  Oh, my loves, I'm getting to that.&nbs...
Posted by Brooke on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:50:00 PST

Germs

Not so very long ago I was a swinging, crazy, perpetually toasted party girl.  Nothing wrong with that, I had a great time, I got a good 72.6% of it out of my system.  Smoking, drinking and ...
Posted by Brooke on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 03:14:00 PST

Progress

We finally got our recipisses for the carte de sejour, which is the receipt for the application for the residency permit. This is a big step- primarily because some people will actually accept the re...
Posted by Brooke on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:56:00 PST

Stinky Cheese

One of the things that characterizes France is its smells.  Some of them are  heavenly, such as those wafting from from a local boulangerie.  Others, usually from darker corners, seem t...
Posted by Brooke on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 02:50:00 PST