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Marcus

Haiku Johnson for President!!!

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******** WARNING *****I feel I need to place this in here. If U are looking to be 1 of my pals, then expect to hear from me at least once a week, just dropping a line to say what's up, how are U, how's the dog, or whatever-the-hell else. It only takes a few seconds to do the same, and lines of communication are maintained and friendships, even cyber-myspace-yahoo-whatever else, flourishes as well. So...1) If U are simply adding me in the hopes of becoming the next Tila Tequila (with like a gazillion pals whom she will never be able to talk to in 10 lifetimes)... FORGET IT...2) If U are looking to hawk any band, club, line of clothing, deodorant, or whatver... FORGET IT...3) If U are looking for people to cast a vote in your favor, so that U can win the next playboy super-bunny of the universe title... FORGET IT!4) If the only reason I am being added is so that u can bombard my bulletin board with ads of your hot&horny pics or video clips of yourself pruning your garden, showering, or clipping your toenails naked... GET THERAPY AND FORGET IT!!!AND...5) If U spend the time writing about how real U are, and how U are looking for pals to chat with... CHAT WITH THEM!!! even if it is just to say HELLO. I sincerely believe that this myspace ocean is so that people can exchange thought processes and meet with other people. I believe that the whole concept is very much like having a penpal. people write to each other every now and again. People who use this as a "LOOK AT ME!!! I'M NAUGHTY!!! I'M JUST SO POPULAR!!!" sounding board have low self-esteem issues and are not being looked at in the club or at the gym or at the bar anymore. Maybe I'm being a bit harsh, but, if U fit into any of the categories I have just vented upon... GROW THE F... UP and MOVE ON TO THE NEXT DIMWIT!!!

My Interests

Sports - Baseball, Hockey (Though I couldn't skate to save my life), Football, Basketball (Though I can't play it worth a damn), I can play chess (although I used to get my ass handed to me every now and again, Writing,
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I'd like to meet:

A few people I would like to meet... Hugh Hefner - Just to see if he would ever let me use his smoking jacket... just once. Rudy Giuliani and Reverend Al Sharpton (Just to see them argue) and former mayor Ed Koch (Just so that he can mention that he never had any problems when HE was mayor...), Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison - I know they're dead, but could you imagine the party? Stevie Wonder - Just so I can sing with him. Vladimir Nabokov - Also dead, but simply because he is my favorite writer, and I've already met Kurt Vonnegut. Thurman Munson - Also dead, but he was my favorite Yankee player of all time. He was a badass catcher, and the greatest captain the Yankees ever had. Yogi Berra - The best damn catcher in Yankees history... period. John Marcinko - Anyone who knows who he is knows what he's about... John McCain - Great American, a true soldier Rudy Giuliani - Best mayor New York ever had. Selma Hayek - Need I say more? Talisa Soto - I met her once, and was mesmerized by her beauty almost instantly. If you don't know who she is, she is the FIRST PUERTORICAN Bond girl ever (Take that J-Lo or J-Ho or whatever...) Rocelyn Sanchez - Another knockout Puertorican... Believe That... Rosie Perez - Scrumdiliicious... Although it broke my heart when Mookie rubbed ice cubes on those exquisite... Tyra Banks - Should I say more? Halle Berry - Must I say more? Melyssa Ford - Do I need to even mention why? Uma Thurman - Could I get an amen?- Angelina Jolie - Why the hell not?- Cameron Diaz - because that smile can melt a polar ice cap Charlize Theron - Jesus F@..$%'n christ, I don't need to mention anything more! Which Characteristic From the Samurai Code Matches You Best? (You may find out your best trait)
Heroic Courage: You are a very brave person who puts others before yourself, believes in helping those in need. People would consider you noble and caring, and someone to always count on.
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Music:

Believe me when I say that I listen to just about everything. I Love; Beethoven, Johan Sebastian Bach, Rakmaninov, Mozart, OutKast, JOHN LEGEND, Musiq the Soulchild,The Fugees, Eminem, The Handsome Boy Modeling School, Jurassic 5, The Roots, Gnarls Barkley, Wu-Tang Clan ( NYC represent!!!), Jay-Z, Biggie, The Black Crowes, Pearl Jam, Hendrix, The Doors, Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, Alice in Chains,Fall Out Boy, Soundgarden, Creed, Stone Temple Pilots, Stevie Wonder (The Greatest), Marvin Gaye, Barry White, Donny Hathaway, Sam Cooke, Brian McKnight, Teddy Pendergrass, Jill Scott, Aretha Franklin, Shirley Murdock, Anita Baker, Billy Joel, Sting, Joe Cocker, Michael McDonald, T-Bone Walker, John Lee Hooker, Howling Wolf, Dr. John, Paul Butterfield... You see...Oh, All right... maybe not some Tecno, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Yani or John Tesh (Simply because I must maintain a modicum of self respect... I must draw a line somewhere!!!)

Movies:

I'm big fan of the courtroom dramas, I love James bond movies,Speilberg Movies (Schindler's List was brilliant), Tarantino movies (Kill Bill, both Volumes... Briliant!), , some romantic comedies, Abbott and Costelo movies (They are among the best), History of the World (Parts I and II), Blazing Saddles, Spacenuts, Jet Li's movies, and some of the classics (Citizen Kane and Mr Smith goes to Washington are my all time faves... HIGHLANDER (There can be only 1... they should have never fucked with that movie!!!), Pulp Fiction (Who doesn't like it?), The Natural (Great baseball movie), RUDY (Makes me cry at the end... I'm Such a wimp...) The Caine Mutiny (Humphry Bogart was a crazy mofo in this one...), The Usual Suspects (Brilliant), Seven, BOUND (Tilly and Gershon dry-humping... OH MY GAWD!!!) Mr & Mrs Smith (Because Angelina can whoop up on my ass any day), G.I Jane (Only because Demi Moore doing pull-ups, well...), Payback (Gibson was very good in it, Lucy Liu was, well...)Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (Unbelievably brilliant!),The Kurosawa movies (Excellent...),SAW & SAW 2 (Without question... blew my mind... SAW 3 Is coming!!!)
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Television:

Huge NYPD Blue fan (Sipowitz was the man), Law and Order, The shield, The Sopranos (Awesome!!! Can't wait till March!), Nip/Tuck, Firefly (or SERENITY, Excellent series, can't believe it was so good) DEXTER (this new SHOWTIME series is OFF THE WALL BANANAS!!!) 24 (Can't wait for the season premiere), MI-5 (BBC), The Black Adder series (Back in the day... Rowan Atkison is the best), Entourage, THE THREE STOOGES, The Honeymooners,REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER and THE O"REILLY FACTOR (Because You Got to Keep a Balance... neither one is 100% correct... you meet in the middle...) Oh, and I've just gotten hooked on watching Cris Angel MINDFREAK and the IRON CHEF (Don't ask me about that last one, I just can't explain it...)

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Books:

Vladimr Nabokov (Lolita is my favorite book of all time...), Thomas Harris (Especially Red Dragon...), Tom Clancy (The Cardinal of the Kremlin was excellent), Stephen King (Needful Things was, in my opinion, Brilliant!), David Baldacci (The Camel Club was Brilliant, So was THE COLLECTORS...), Vince Flynn, Daschiell Hammett, Shakespear (The Merchant of Venice is my Favorite), T.H White (The Once and Future King is awesome), Robert Ludlum, George Orwell, Isabel Allende, Paolo Coehlo (The Alchemist... READ IT!!!), Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Pablo Neruda (His poetry is Romantic and Elegant), Charles Dickens, John LeCarre, Kurt Vonnegut (Whom I've met...), Nikolai Dostoyevsky, Hemingway, and a whole host of others.

Heroes:

Every single soldier who is, at this very moment, standing post doing guard duty in the middle of the night, fighting off sleep, boredom and loneliness, all while keeping us safe from harm (A bit naive, but deal with it, I'm a veteran), and lastly, MY MOMMA! She's what anybody would aspire to be like!!!


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Where my dogs at?

I was switching channels the other day, and came across an old western. The movie "For a few dollars more..." featured Clint Eastwood and Lee Van Cleef. As I was watching, I couldn't help but wonder.....
Posted by Marcus on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:53:00 PST

The perfect topic... Women

We live in an age where we do not stop to admire the things that the almighty (or whatever deity you believe is out there) created in order to make this giant marble we call earth more hospitable. So,...
Posted by Marcus on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 09:58:00 PST

WHO AM I?

Well...  I am, I guess, a simple man with a not so simple way of looking at things. I like Thanksgiving more than I like Christmas, I love Baseball, Football, Hockey, Boxing (Even Soccer... I'm g...
Posted by Marcus on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 09:35:00 PST

think about this!!!

                 ...it is our light not our darkness that most frightens us Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. ...
Posted by Marcus on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:58:00 PST

All right already!!!

Hello myspace cadets!!!   Ok... enough of this! I am getting sick and tired of getting these "Friend requests" that are nothing more than hidden ads for i-pods, chewing gum, gift certificates, an...
Posted by Marcus on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:59:00 PST

The Devil and Miss Prym

Hello myspace peoples!!! I've just finished reading "The Devil and Miss Prym" by Paolo Coelho, and yet again... I was impressed. The story is about a man who shows up at this village, alongside the de...
Posted by Marcus on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:48:00 PST

Me and Kurt... Just chiilin'

As many may already know, one of America's greatest writers, Kurt Vonnegut, died just a few days ago. Well, I want to share with ya'll the experience I had a while back; I was living in NYC when I met...
Posted by Marcus on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:21:00 PST

This is from my Nub Sheila

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,  "I would like to buy some cyanide."  The pharmacist asked...
Posted by Marcus on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 07:47:00 PST

I am a Virgo... by the by

Once you have opened this email, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, the...
Posted by Marcus on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:36:00 PST

What my pal Sheila just sent me

9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet...
Posted by Marcus on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:30:00 PST