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mr pink

i hate it when i fall in love with banner ad girls.

About Me



these poison berries taste like burning.

My Interests

shrubbery. lots of shrubbery....

I'd like to meet:



i prefer humans, but i've been known to strike up a convo with the stray tree or shrub from time to time. in fact. strike humans, i'm simply looking to speak to trees and shrubs.

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Music:

muse, nin, my chemical romance, the all-american rejects, 16 volt, the white stripes, chemlab, the used, weezer, the postal service, the alkaline trio, rage against the machine, trust company, sugarcult, fall out boy, the strokes, ben kweller, motion city soundtrack, frou frou, modest mouse, yellowcard, dashboard confessional, taking back sunday, sister machine gun, hate dept, taking back sunday, secret machines, death cab for cutie, autechre, boards of canada, massive attack, aphex twin, portishead....

Movies:

legend, breakfast club, adventures in babysitting, karate kid, pretty in pink, 16 candles blah blah. trendy i know, but i was there the first time around dammit. the goonies, batman, heat, jerry mcguire, hot dogs, ski patrol, boyz n tha hood, care bears the movie, weekend at bernies, rainbow brite the movie, american history x, requiem for a dream, harry potter, the last of the mohicans, back to the future, finding nemo, secretary, Lord of the Rings, Moulin Rouge, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Office Space, 28 days later, labyrinth, trainspotting, spirited away, the big lebowski, shaun of the dead, seven, donnie darko, dark crystal, big fish, great expectations......

Television:

the simpsons, southpark, spongebob, the avatar, anything on the national geographic channel, or the discovery channel(s), probably a lot more that i'm not gonna share with anyone in a public forum....

Books:

i'm actually illiterate.

Heroes:

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My Blog

the phone rings

the phone rings in my head a lot. i notice it go off, but the majority of the time i let the machine get it. it feels safe knowing somewhere inside there's wiring and circuitry between my thoughts and...
Posted by mr pink on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 08:09:00 PST

The Village

...I had seen the village once. With a person I still hold dear to me. The movie wasn't nearly as impactive as that relationship was long ago and still to this day. Though when I saw the movie there w...
Posted by mr pink on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 08:44:00 PST

I hate your website. (conclusion)

For those of you following the saga of the irrate end-user who was attempting to find information on one of my company's web sites there has been further excitement. In my ever-present desire to impro...
Posted by mr pink on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 12:40:00 PST

I hate your web site.

This is an actual e-mail from a random person e-mailing the contact e-mail for one of my brand sites http://www.heatnglo.com. Now this site gets over 6,000 visits per day and when we get one of these ...
Posted by mr pink on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 02:39:00 PST

Anti-psychotics and Mike & Ikes.

It really wasn't my fault someone thought it a funny joke to switch my Mike & Ike's out with my normal regimen of anti-psychotics and downers. It occurred to me that I was already halfway through ...
Posted by mr pink on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 11:41:00 PST

It was my fault that I hadn't noticed the darkness

As it crested the mountaintops behind me. I couldn't be bothered as I was facing the anti-direction watching the sun leave shimmering bronze diamonds off into the eternity for me to waste time on...
Posted by mr pink on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:07:00 PST

have you ever protected someone?

have you ever protected someone from yourself? you know... been with someone, and for some reason no matter what you did was hurt them. so then one day you decide to be the "saving grace" and complete...
Posted by mr pink on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 04:07:00 PST