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The Lizard

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My real name is Volton X567 and am not of this world. I was spawned from the perspiration of a Phoenix and arrived on this planet via UPS delivery truck. I do not bleed. I like robots, dinosaurs, and Fettuccine Alfredo. I sleep on authentic Egyptian silk sheets and am currently rumored to be fathering scores of illegitimate children; all of whom have developed the power of invincibility. When asked about the meaning of life, I simply respond with an acrimonious scowl stating... “I am Kyle Montero”.

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My Interests

SURFING, nature, hiking, thrift store finds, Frisbee golf, walking barefoot, stoney doneys, coffee, spontaneity, books, reading and writing, alone time, sleeping on the grass, Fosters oil canes, red wine, eating watermelon in the pool, espresso, bum status, high jug, Modesto summer nights, tri-tip, Lost, The aroundness of the fam, sandy grills, the soundlessness of snow, sangria, volleyball, lazy mornings, good vibes, jogging, giants games, trolley creepers, traveling, futbol, powder runs, cruising the boardwalk bike status, skating, simplicity.

I'd like to meet:

The two girls from Transformers... at the same time.

Music:

Reggae, indie, alt-country, classic rock, underground hip-hop, folk and surf, electronica and experimental.

Movies:

Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Johnny Tsunami, Encino Man, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Clifford, Captain Ron, Point Break, Lost in Translation, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb...

Television:

Not so much...However, The Travel Channel, Discovery Channel, and Food Network are the shizz. The best shows in the world are MAN VS.WILD, PLANET EARTH, Lost, Iron Chef, and Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations.

Books:

Moby Dick, The Scarlet Letter, Siddartha, Catcher in the Rye, The Garden of Eden, Lucky Jim, Lord of the Flies. Short Stories: Holy the Firm, The Open Boat, The Snows of Kilimanjaro, The Tell-Tale Heart, The Fall of the House of Usher. Essays: Walden, Nature. Plays: Shakespeare - A Midsummer Night's Dream, Hamlet, Henry IV Part 1. Other: Look Back in Anger ("Those poor, poor squirrels")

Heroes:

Mac Dre... R.I.P.

My Blog

Inspiring melodies

The new Death Cab cd is incredible.  I suggest that everyone buys it.  It is not out yet but well be soon.  That is all.... 
Posted by The Lizard on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 02:32:00 PST