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Stagger Bee

Heart's stopped pumpin but my blood is still alive

About Me

Me? I'm 6'3". I like stuff.Things to do before I die. (will be updated as new objectives appear)- Fight a bear bare handed- Spend a year alone in the canadian wilderness living off only what I hunt/scavenge myself- Write a best selling non-fiction book and how to be a badass- Get a hole in one at the golf course.- Backpack through europe- Get a nemisis- Defeat said nemisis- Beat the retarded kid from Deliverence in a banjo duel- Learn how to Clawhammer

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My Interests

Reading Portaging Sailing Wrestling Rugby Football Lacrosse Banjo Mandolin

I'd like to meet:

A bunch of awesome people.and anyone who wants to chat intelligently... [email protected]

Music:

I like a lot of weird music.

Books:

Dune

Heroes:

Neil Gaiman, Jesus, K-Mart (Karl Marx), Ewoks

My Blog

GONE AWAY TO CAMP SEND ME MAIL

     I WILL BE GONE FOR THE SUMMER AS OF JUNE 28thJust an FYI to anyone who cares. I am leaving june 28th at 9:00 to work as a camp counseller for the YMCA at Camp Belwood just out...
Posted by Stagger Bee on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 04:57:00 PST

I AM A TWEE TWIT APPARENTLY

Identification: Like a baby bird who has fallen from the nest, a twee twit is simply too soft and gentle for this world. He cannot abide bright colors or harsh materials, so he is usually swaddled in ...
Posted by Stagger Bee on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 05:22:00 PST

Camp! FUCK YEAH!

..>Hi ..nBrent, thanks for your e-mail. I like your decision...you are a terrific ..ncounsellor and you certainly will make a difference to alot young campers this ..nsummer in such a front line posit...
Posted by Stagger Bee on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 12:56:00 PST

Pop Nerds

Pop Nerds Identification: I bet this guy reads books about Def Leppard. Pop Nerds have an abiding love of everything canonically agreed upon as great by their peers, none of whom they respect. Their...
Posted by Stagger Bee on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 06:48:00 PST

Indie Fans + Local Scene Idiots

Indie Fans Identification: Not even FANTA is good enough for this asshole!Although far more subdued and tasteful that emo kids, indie nerds still clothe themselves in thrift-shop vestments, disheve...
Posted by Stagger Bee on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 06:49:00 PST

Emo Kids

Emo Kids Identification: Yes, most of them are this dumb looking. To refer to emo as an entire subculture centered on being vain, melodramatic, pathetic, self-absorbed, and emotionally histrionic wo...
Posted by Stagger Bee on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 06:47:00 PST

Punks

Punks Identification: Contrary to popular belief, this is what punks look like. You may think youre the punkest sonofabitch in the state, but youve probably never even seen a real punk in the ...
Posted by Stagger Bee on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 06:45:00 PST

A Open message to my cat

I would like to thank you for making my dwellings current temp approx. 10 degrees. Your constant whining for the windows to be open is getting on my nerves, especially when you leave the windows area ...
Posted by Stagger Bee on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 07:07:00 PST

I just love lots of wind

I loathe this wind. It's giving me flashbacks to the tornado which is not cool at all.
Posted by Stagger Bee on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 03:05:00 PST

I AM THE ANTI-POPE

http://www.jetlagtravel.com/molvania/antipope_large.html That is all.
Posted by Stagger Bee on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 06:27:00 PST