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Hans Testicles

It's time to fuck shit up.

About Me


you are spiderman!

Spider-Man 75% Hulk 74% Superman 70% Batman 70% Robin 65% The Flash 65% Green Lantern 65% Supergirl 63% Iron Man 40% Catwoman 35% Wonder Woman 33%

You are intelligent, witty, and a bit geeky-
you have great power & responsibility.

You are Wolverine!A loner by nature, you feel uncomfortable when
around those you don't know and even those
you do. You are awkward when it comes to
relationships, but fiercely loyal to those
you love.

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My Interests


Bass Guitar, Video Games, TV, Movies, Music.test

I'd like to meet:

Tim Armstrong, Rob Aston(Skinhead Rob), Greenday, Blink 182, Kurt Cobain, Moe from the three stooges, Linkin Park, Freddie Mercury, Stan Lee, Kevin Smith.

If you leave me a comment I will shit my pants.

Take a look at my old comments, I dunno why you would.

Music:


And...In no particular order:
-Gorillaz
-Transplants
-Sum 41
-Linkin Park
-Blink 182
-Brand New
-Green Day
-Rancid
-Silverchair
-NoFX
-The Killers
-The Aquabats
-No Use For a Name
-Something Corporate
-Jimmy Eat World
-Rise Against
-Foo Fighters
-Anti-Flag
-At the Drive-In
-Atreyu
-Bad Religion
-Beastie Boys
-Boxcar Racer
-Eminem
-Fort Minor
-The Mars Volta
-Nirvana
-Offspring
-Saosin
-Story of the Year
-Strung Out
-System of a Down
-Weezer
-Yellowcard
-Limp Bizkit
-Korn
-Face to Face

Movies:

Mozart and the Whale, The Matrix's, Batman Begins, Stewie Griffing the Untold Story, Batman Returns, MVP2 Most Vertical Primate.

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, That 70's Show, X-men (not the new one the old school cartoon).

Books:

Fuckin' assholes and their stupid spaghetti bullshit. Where in the fuck do they get off vandalizing my site those sons of bitches should be crucified along with their garbage.

Heroes:

Chester Bennington, Tom DeLonge, Jim Carey...

My Blog

I'm Batman.

'nuff said.
Posted by Hans Testicles on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 01:18:00 PST

Fuck Black History Month

     First of all I would like to tell anyone who happens to be reading this that this isn't a racist remark. I am not writing this because I'm some sort of swastika-toting, cross-...
Posted by Hans Testicles on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:22:00 PST

Boner

cant get it up cant get it down its too late now shes gone ill use my hand its not that bad i touch myself i touch someone else im off to prison cause i didnt tell them first   Now guys I'm rea...
Posted by Hans Testicles on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 12:51:00 PST

Retards on Wheels

I almost fucking died today. So I was driving today in the rain cause I dunno whether you noticed or sot but it was raining and then some guy decided to switch lanes. Normally I'm completely ok with t...
Posted by Hans Testicles on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 07:37:00 PST

My mom.

Now, normally i won't write retarded things about my mom cause lets face it most of the time i dislike her. ok so i walk through the door with my new movie and my shotglass. i was gonna head up to my ...
Posted by Hans Testicles on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 08:28:00 PST

No one reads these so me writing them is for the time being pointless.

I am so bored that i figured i would write one of these do-hicky's. Although i recently started watching Ace Ventura: Pet Detective and the subtle acting skills and wild antics of Jim Carey are cheeri...
Posted by Hans Testicles on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:24:00 PST

Yo!

Hey, this is my first blog entry. At least it is here. I don't have anything to say, and I only have on friend, that being the dude who started this crap, so it doesn't really matter what I say. Well ...
Posted by Hans Testicles on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 11:31:00 PST