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About Me

My name is Jesse R Luke or Jesse Luke or Jesse Ray Luke or Phil Johnson or Syqnys! I am from Salt Lake City, Utah, the hardest and most ruthless place on the face or anyother part of the EarthsDONOTBLOCKOURADS body. I have three brothers, Jared, Jonah and Journey, one Mom, Joey, one Dad, John and one penis, which is unnamed at this time. I am a famous rapper (will be, soon) and I am objectively, and I'm being as humble and unbiased as humanly possible, two and half times the poet Shakespeare was. I love reading movies, watching music and listening to books. I was born in Bad axe Michigan, in 1981... August 3rd, I think. If you want to know anything more about me, pray, and the Holy Ghost will reveal all you need to know about me. Then he'll rape your sister. God hates you...

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/31/2005
Band Website: krazieartmusic.com
Influences: Religion gives good people bad reasons to do good things. "I'm going to feed the hungry. Why? Because Jesus was the son of God, duh." Stupid!
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Record Label: TALON MAKES ALL THE BEATS, CHECK HIM OUT.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

UFC 85

I am not too excited for UFC 85, it is a relatively weak card, at least compared to UFC 84. I'm looking forward to it none the less. Here are my predictions, and remember I was correct on ALL o...
Posted by sYq on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:23:00 PST

SUCS

The number next to each candidates name is their SUCS (Syqnys' Unbiased Candidate Score). SUCS is on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being a perfect candidate and 1 being a perfectly bad candidate...
Posted by sYq on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:33:00 PST

ufc 84

For those of you who like MMA, UFC 84 is probably the most stacked card this year! The following are my predictions and thoughts on the fights, let me know what you think. BJ Penn v Sean Sherk. Predic...
Posted by sYq on Tue, 20 May 2008 09:29:00 PST

For those who like MMA

THE BEST FIGHTER IN THE WORLD: FEDOR EMELIANENKO! ...
Posted by sYq on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:13:00 PST

My boy Nick "slim shady-lol" Rossborough on the ultimate fighter!

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Posted by sYq on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:57:00 PST

UFC 82

For those of you who care, UFC 82 is this Sat, and here are my predictions...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Anderson Silva v Dan Henderson Who I want to win: S...
Posted by sYq on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:29:00 PST

Stalin was a non-multi-universist, too.

Stalin was a non-multi-universist, too. It is often argued that the worst crimes against humanity were committed by atheists in the name of atheism. It is my contention that this argum...
Posted by sYq on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:44:00 PST

Presidential Candidates 2008 SUCS.

Lyrics

"Hush your breath"Music by t.w.o. (My lil brother)Lyrics by Syqnys Verse IGive me your hand come with me down this way/ I found this place underground sound and safe/ no one can harm you here no alarm...
Posted by sYq on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:18:00 PST

Downloading music is bad for kids!

Imagine you lived in a town where there were only two shops where you could buy chocolate. One shop was huge and sold enough chocolate to make the shop owner extremely rich, even though his secu...
Posted by sYq on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:56:00 PST