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Your Little Fig Newton

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About Me

I consider myself as one of the worlds few true observers. Most human interactions give me a feeling of nausea that at times feels almost impossible to suppress, much like Stan on "South Park". I may possibly be the most stubborn person on the planet. I find it boring to have too many things in common with people. My biggest pet-peeve is waiting around for people to meet me, however I don't mind sitting in traffic or waiting in lines, funny. I cannot stand shallow people, but can be quite shallow myself...but always for good reason. I am currently awakening my mind and body through a daily yoga practice. My sideburns never line up neatly no matter how hard I try. I'm color blind. Yo estoy un chiflando.

My Interests

Whistling; Bicycling; Having it;

I'd like to meet:

People who make good first impressions and who make me laugh. Anyone willing to fertilize my fledgling love for the symphony. Magicians and astrologers. People who love cuddles.

Music:

Leonard Cohen; Radiohead; The Dandy Warhols; Andrew Bird Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah!; Sufjan Stevens; Any one of the members of the McGarrigle/Wainwright family, be it Rufus, Louden, Martha or Kate and Anna...Damn!; Elton John; Scissor Sisters; Nina Simone; Mahler's Second Symphony; Yes; The Who; Third Eye Blind; Kanye West; Donovan; Rachmaninoff's Second Piano Concerto; Cake; Beck; Broken Social Scene; The Magic Numbers; Yes; No Doubt; Ry Cooder; Tom Waits; Brightblack Morning Light; The Decemberists; Neko Case; Tapes 'N Tapes; Paul Simon, and Art Garfunkle too, duh; Arcade Fire; New Radicals; David Bowie; The National; Benjamin Britten's War Requiem;

Movies:

Donnie Darko; Dancer in the Dark; Jurassic Park; Drop Dead Gorgeous; The Sound of Music;

Books:

House of Leaves; Welcome to the Monkey House; John Steinbeck, particularly East of Eden and Travels with Charley; The Perks of Being a Wallflower; Walt Whitman; The Odyssey; Wilfred Owen; Letters from the Earth; William Carlos Williams; T. S. Elliot; Tennyson; The Crying of Lot 49

Heroes:

Joe Mauer ;)

My Blog

Morning Wake Up Call

    So I wake up this morning, the birds are chirping, the sun is shining; all signs point to a great day. I roll out of my bed and down the stairs to my alley for a cigarette. Suddenly...
Posted by Your Little Fig Newton on Thu, 24 May 2007 12:15:00 PST