About Me

I am one of the funniest people you will ever meet, that's a promise!!! I love to make people laugh, laughter is the greatest therapy in the world. I also love music. I love to listen to it, write it, play it, watch it....everything. I've been a front man for bands for the past 6 years and I have to say, the fealing you get from performing live, sweating out the music you have sacrificed so much for, and watching people react to it is the most amazing fealing!!! As you can see from my pictures, I like to party and hang out with cool people. But I also have my quiet side that very few get to see. I love to write stories and poetry, and love to cook for people, and my biggest guilty pleasure is watching sunsets....perferably with someone next to me. I really enjoy good, heart fealt, inspiring conversation.... its good for the soul. Bottom line, dont be decieved by my mean appearance, Im really a nice guy. And if you ever need someone to sit down and have a cocktail with and talk about life, I'm your man!
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My Interests

Music:

PANTERA, SEPULTURA, MEGADEATH, ANTHRAX, BIOHAZARD, FUCKING SLAYER!!!, METALLICA, ALICE IN CHAINS, IRON MAIDEN, DOKKEN, SHADOWS FALL, GOD FORBID, LAMB OF GOD, UNEARTH, CANNIBAL CORPSE, POISEN THE WELL, C.O.C., DOWN, MAD SEASON, ANYTHING FROM THE 80'S, LUTHER VANDROSS, HANK WILLIAMS JR., MARTY ROBBINS, HARRY CONICK JR, RUN DMC, PUBLIC ENEMY, N.W.A., BABYFACE, SADE, CHICAGO, JOURNEY, TOM PETTY, THE EAGLES, FORINGER, DIO, BLACK SABBATH, THE DOORS, LED ZEPPLIN, PINK FLOYD, JIMMY HENDRIX, MACHINE HEAD, SOUL FLY, DEFTONES, SEVEN DUST, SUICIDAL TENDANCIES, SIX FEET UNDER, ILL INTENT, MANNTIS..........DAMMIT I LOVE IT ALL!!!!

Movies:

ROAD WARRIOR, CONAN THE BARBARIAN, SCARFACE, NATURAL BORN KILLER, EXCALIBER, ANYTHING THAT DENIRO IS IN, PLATOON, HAMBURGER HILL, FULL METAL JACKET, FOREST GUMP, THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP, PREDETOR, ALL THE ALIENS, ALL THE STAR WARS, ALL THE LORD OF THE RINGS, ALL OF THE INDIANA JONES, DELIRIOUS, RAW, RICHARD PRIOR LIVE ON SUNSET STRIP, LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN, FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH, DAZED AND CONFUSSED, COMING TO AMERICA, TRADING PLACES

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ISOLATION

In the midst of isolation the warming sounds of familiar voices can at times helps save your sanity. But then again, the longer you go without hearing them, the easier it becomes to go on living witho...
Posted by Uncle Bruce on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:59:00 PST

IN THE EYES

Reactions to words bring great consequences. And in a world filled with falsehoods and cowards, sometimes the use of words as weapons can wound beyond repair. It is in the depths of ones eyes that...
Posted by Uncle Bruce on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:58:00 PST

FOR MARK

Our time in this world is held by hands that we may never see. The life that has been given to us, this fragile gift, is so often taken for granted and misled and abused. We tend to teeter on ...
Posted by Uncle Bruce on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 11:13:00 PST

REDEMPTION

Condemned, I will fall to depths of depravity once thought unfounded in my own mind. I will Trace the walls with stains of vengeance to decorate my new hell, remove the light to embrace the dark...
Posted by Uncle Bruce on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:42:00 PST

the curse

Heavy is the heart that bares the burden of nurturing the wounded souls of those around it. It is the curse that lives inside your mind, your body, your fears. If it were as easy as turning away, dra...
Posted by Uncle Bruce on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:31:00 PST

random rant of inteligent something

I just wrote it.....read and learn!The abrasive nature of some whom feel they carry the right to judge all, will endure a great upheaval, as they feel the embellished wrath of those who see...
Posted by Uncle Bruce on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 12:08:00 PST

LEARN

Articulate those beneath you; those who breathe no more, whose eyes stare blankly into the backs of their Closter phobic homes. Evaluate their decisions, there choices, were they correct? Did the acti...
Posted by Uncle Bruce on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 11:37:00 PST

THE DARKNESS

Complacence is sometimes the only excuse one can give for denying ones self a chance for change. The dead calm that floats inside, is brought on by the fear of what might be. And it is here inside thi...
Posted by Uncle Bruce on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 02:39:00 PST

Memory

I dug a grave in my backyard today. Six feet deep, seven feet long, four foot wide. I dont know why I dug it, Im not planning to kill anyone and Im damn sure not ready to end my own life. I ...
Posted by Uncle Bruce on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 11:48:00 PST

Someday

Sitting and staring into the eyes of such beauty, I am left to ponder soft dreams of what could be. Sensing the faint and warming smell of the one I have only touched in passing, leaves me with vision...
Posted by Uncle Bruce on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 02:07:00 PST