IN N OUT BURGER.... |
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT MY DRUNK ASS IS ABOUT TO SAY!!! HOWEVER, IT IS A GOD DAMN DELICIOUS BURGER! MUCH LIKE A TOURIST VISITING HAWAII, I GOT LAID. BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY!!! A FRIEND AND I WERE HA...
Posted by SHINY LIKE YOUR FOREHEAD! on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:25:00 PST |
MY FRIENDS PENIS............ |
TONIGHT, WE WENT OUT TO A BAR WHERE THE SERVERS ARE KNOWN TO WEAR ORANGE SCANDIDLY CLAD OUTFITS AND THE HORRIFICLY DEEP FRIED FOOD IS AS OVERPRICED AS THE BEER,AND THE SERVICE IS THAT OF A FAT FRIEND ...
Posted by SHINY LIKE YOUR FOREHEAD! on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:12:00 PST |
DONT CARE.... |
I REALLY DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE AND WHO YOU HAVE HAD SEX WITH, AND I DEFFINATELY DONT CARE HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU KNOW,YOU STILL SUCK AND WILL CONTINUE TO SUCK, AS FAR AS I KNOW AND WILL CONTINUE TO SUCK ...
Posted by SHINY LIKE YOUR FOREHEAD! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 01:23:00 PST |
ciscos birthday! |
LAST NIGHT STARTED OUT PRETTY TYPICALY AS MOST OF OUR BIRTHDAYS DO, SO WE STARTED THE PARTY AT A LOCAL TEPPAN GRILL TYPE RESTAURANT WHERE OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE AS IF TO ENTER THE "IRON CHEF AREN...
Posted by SHINY LIKE YOUR FOREHEAD! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:56:00 PST |
UHMMM, YEAH... |
tonight the leopard skinned panda left his mark on me and i dont really care because i deserved it!...... besides,... is it really considered a panda, if it has leopard stripes? thats what i thought!....
Posted by SHINY LIKE YOUR FOREHEAD! on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:18:00 PST |
PUSSY LOVER. |
LAST NIGHT I MADE LOVE TO A CAT AND IT SCRATCHED ME!....THE VERY NEXT MORNING I WOKE UP SICK,OVERHEATING,OVERWEIGHT,SWEATY! ....YOU NAME IT, SO I WENT TO MY FAMILY DOCTOR" DR.NUGENT." AND HE SAID,"DON...
Posted by SHINY LIKE YOUR FOREHEAD! on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:12:00 PST |
INSURANCE ANYONE? |
TONIGHT, YOURE MOM ASKED FOR A TATTOO! BUT I REFUSED BECAUSE SHE DID"NT HAVE LIFE INSURANCE AND WHEN SHE GOT MAD! I RECOMMENDED HER TO "GEICKO" AND SHE SAID "FUCK THAT LITTLE GHECKO BITCH!" SO I GOT R...
Posted by SHINY LIKE YOUR FOREHEAD! on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:08:00 PST |
ANOTHER DRUNKEN BLOG... |
TONIGHT PROOVED THAT...
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IF YOU ARE EVER SO DRUNK THAT A SIMPLE THING LIKE "DRIVING A COOL CAR"! WHICH ILL PUT IN THE REALM OF MAYBE A HI PRICED BMW OR A MERCEDES WHICH WE ALL KNOW , NOW A DA...
Posted by SHINY LIKE YOUR FOREHEAD! on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:05:00 PST |
NONESENSE! "I CANT EVEN SPELL IT!" |
IM SO DUMB.......
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BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT YOUR MOM LIKES DUMB GUYS AND WE HAD SEX AND I WORE TWO CONDOMS AND NOW ALL THE "PRO LIFE" ACTIVIST' ARE ACCUSING ME OF DOUBLE HOMOCIDE, WHEN INFACT I ...
Posted by SHINY LIKE YOUR FOREHEAD! on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:50:00 PST |
READ THIS!!! IM DRUNK! |
IM AN UGLY SEX MACHINE THAT MAKES PRETTY BABIES!!!
Posted by SHINY LIKE YOUR FOREHEAD! on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:31:00 PST |
