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Jenni

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About Me

I love laughing. I laugh a lot. If you need someone to laugh, I'm the perfect choice. I laugh at just about anything.I have a Clinical Massage Therapy AAS Degree and have no idea what I'm going to do with it yet. I work at a chiropractic clinic and I'm also a corporate coffee slave. I practically live at NON-corporate owned coffee shops. I drink a lot of coffee. Caffeine and I get along. I play pool/billiards and bowl once a week. Cards are a huge chunk of my life. I'm bitter, but friendly. I get along well with people, unless you live in Duluth.
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My Interests

coffee, snow angels, cards, heavy rain with no wind, dry humor, long underwear, masturbation, eating, ice skating, deodorant, etc, etc.

I'd like to meet:

J.K. Rowling because she's a genius. ...And Seth Rogen. If I were to be the type of giggly-girl to have a celebrity crush on someone, Seth Rogen would be it.

Music:

Eve 6, Bowling for Soup, Cake, Unwritten Law, Blue October, Billy Joel, Meatloaf, Queen, Rascal Flatts, Chris Cagel, Rachel Yamagata, The Cure, and a bunch of other stuff. I don't know why but R. Kelly's Remix Ignition makes me irrationally happy.

Movies:

I like any and all movies. MOVIE FREAK is what I am. I really enjoyed the Saw movies and other gorey suspense. Some days you just need a little blood and gore. Let's see...all Kevin Smith movies, Adaptation, Hitch, Princess Bride, Donnie Darko, Better Off Dead, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Sandlot, Amelie, The Wedding Singer, The 40 Year Old Virgin, just to name a few.

Television:

Firefly, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, CSI, House, Gilmore Girls...

Books:

Harry Potter, Forgotten Realms (Salvatore). Some authors I really enjoy: Christopher Moore, Chuck Palahniuk, and Nick Hornby.

Heroes:

George Carlin.

My Blog

TMI?

Sometimes, just sometimes, I think my feet smell like popcorn.
Posted by Jenni on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 02:11:00 PST

Weirdness

Friday night was my friend's 21st birthday celebration. So, I decided to get out of my normal routine and go to a different bar. *gasp* I know, a different bar. Which was a lot of fun. And then i...
Posted by Jenni on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:43:00 PST

Extremely girly blog

Ridiculously good mood gone. Replaced by an okay-good mood. I think the sun being out helps. Oh, and I bought new pants a couple days ago which happen to be 2 sizes smaller than the pants I had pre...
Posted by Jenni on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:24:00 PST

*smiles*

*smiles some more*....I'm in a ridiculously good mood today. Odd. I wonder how long it's going to last... But in the meantime...HUGS FOR EVERYONE!!
Posted by Jenni on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:55:00 PST

Rain and smoke

I was having a cigarette in my garage last night because it was raining. I was trying my hardest to keep as much smoke outside the garage as possible, so I blew smoke directly outside and into the ra...
Posted by Jenni on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:59:00 PST

Working on it

My stomach is doing that weird get-nauseous-after-eating thing again. But on the plus side, my short term goals for my jobs are coming together nicely, nothing official yet, but it's looking up.Readi...
Posted by Jenni on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:39:00 PST

Emo Rant (youve been warned)

A note from the author: It's a full moon. That's my astrological justification for the rant that follows. And feel free to just skip to the positive stuff at the end.I feel like I'm in retrograde. ...
Posted by Jenni on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:45:00 PST

Wack dream I had last night

I had this dream last night where I was walking with someone else in a semi-public place when I noticed that my penis was becoming erect in my jeans. It settled on the right side, which felt comforta...
Posted by Jenni on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:49:00 PST

poem, story, and props

I Aim to Say...Every cliched verseI hang onto, I keepEvery movie line, every phraseI see them deepEvery "can't live without"Every "you're the best thing""Please don't ever let go""You give me songs to...
Posted by Jenni on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:12:00 PST

A bit of nonsense

A joke that had my 16 year old coworker laughing to the point of curling in the fetal position:So, you're flying down the highway when the wings of your boat fall off. How many pancakes does it take ...
Posted by Jenni on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 02:50:00 PST