John Alden

Music. Movies. Books. Computers. Rock climbing. Chemistry. Electrical Engineering. Architecture. Photography. Traveling. Many things.


DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME READING THIS SURVEY
Name: Alden.
Birthday: September 8th, '84
Birthplace: I'm...to ashamed to say.
Current Location: Hell. Oh, you mean my physical location! Hell.
Eye Color: Hazel.
Hair Color: Dark Brown.
Height: 5' 11 ¾"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right. But I jerk it with my left.
Your Heritage: Irish and Cherokee. I like whiskey.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Leather Work Loafers/Steeltoe Boots/Vans
Your Weakness: Cherry Pie. And boobies. Or, dare I say it, cherry pie *ON* some boobies.
Your Fears: Republicans. Oh, and Barbara Streisand.
Your Perfect Pizza: Cherry Pie and boobies with bacon.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Slap a mime. That's all I want from life.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Never trust whitey.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Am I late for work?
Your Best Physical Feature: Definately my elbows.
Your Bedtime: Always two hours too late.
Your Most Missed Memory: That last cherry pie I ate.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Pepsi is for bitches.
MacDonalds or Burger King: They both suck ass.
Single or Group Dates: Bitches is crazy.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Caramel Coyote.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Capp in the mornings. Coffe at night. Caffeine makes me sleep.
Do you Smoke: Fuck no I don't suck on cancer sticks. Unless it'll make me cool.
Do you Swear:
Do you Sing: Poorly.
Do you Shower Daily: Shower?
Have you Been in Love: Yup.
Do you want to go to College: Sum dey I wants ter be a edjukated.
Do you want to get Married: Someday.
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I like cherry pie.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if I haven't eaten.
Do you think you are Attractive: Depends on what I'm attracting. Freaks seem to love me.
Are you a Health Freak: No, but I hate processed food.
Do you get along with your Parents: Usually.
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Do you play an Instrument: No. I'm learning how to play guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, I have.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: To my dismay.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Sadly, no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: My ferret is named Sushi. No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Month? How about hour!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Souls.
Ever been Drunk: Jesus doesn't like it when you drink.
Ever been called a Tease: Fuck you.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope. I'm a bad motherfucker.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
How do you want to Die: Smothered in boobies.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Alone.
What country would you most like to Visit: It's a toss up between Germany and Japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green.
Favourite Hair Color: Blue.
Short or Long Hair: Long.
Height: Shawt.
Weight: 130
Best Clothing Style: None.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Prescription? Like 30.
Number of CDs I own: Like a million.
Number of Piercings: My body rejects piercings.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not eating that one cherry pie.

HEY! YOU SUCK! - or - YOU ARE A CONSUMER WHORE!