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It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.

About Me

A timeline about me 1982-1987 - Kenny Rogers beard stylist 1987-1988 - Pants down partier 1989-1990 - On tour with Guns N Roses 1991-1992 - writter for TV show MaGyver 1992-1994 - Worked on book my first book Limbo For Dummies 1994-1997 - worked as a keebler elf 1997-2000 - Wrote script for Love Boat Movie 2000-2004- Worked as a Superfly Jimmy Snuka Impersonator 2004-2007 - Starting my own Gang

My Interests

SPORTS,TRAVEL, CORN SYRUP,Manute Bol, Street Gangs, Barbara Walters, ,Sears, Goats, Hop scotch, , SnowGlobes, fancy wine and fancy pants, Giant Sloth,

I'd like to meet:

Tony the Tiger, anyone of the GO-BOTS, A girl that does not want me just for my body

Music:

I like drums

Movies:

Anything that brings a tear to my eye, Rambo, Dolf Lundgren movies, something without a plot, Over the Top, Kazaam,Point Break, Preadator

Television:

ESPN,ESPN 2, ESPN U, ESPN NEW, ESPN DEPORTES, ESPN CLASSIC, CNN, CNN AIRPORT NETWORK,CNN MONEY,CNN INTERNATIONAL, CNN EN ESPANOL, 10000 Pyramid, The local news, Magnum PI, The A team.

Books:

If Mr T had i book i would read that, but he does not so no reading for me.