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About Me

I enjoy long walks on the beach, followed by your untimely demise.

Dancing in the moonlit woods, alien abductions, naughty words, ineptitude & old lace are a few of my favoUrite things. I also enjoy wacky hi-jinks and kooky shenanigans, hitching rides from hairy strangers and being spontaneous... in fact I am so spontaneous that sometimes I will call up a friend on the spur of the moment and suggest we go shopping for vegetables at the local Farmer's Market. I am also a dreamer.. I have visions of escaping to a remote tropical isle with my loved one, where we shall run playfully among the primitive backdrop and catch the essence of romance as delicate and fragile as a butterfly wing. If I should ever live without a sense of the tempestuous ebb and flow of life, or the poetic bliss of romance captured in a net, yet remaining elusive in my hands, I shall be heartbroken forever.

P to the enis, I'm out

My Interests

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Movies:

Kevin Smith films, Pretty in Pink, Ferris Buellers Day Off,Fight Club, Office Space, Orange County, The Corporation, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Elephant, Napoleon Dynamite, Natural Born Killers.

Television:

Seinfeld, Southpark, Simpsons, Family Guy

Books:

NO LOGO by Naomi Klien, The Kurt Cobain journals, Heavier Than Heaven by Charles R. Cross, Who Killed Kurt Cobain by Ian Halperin and Max Wallace, Raging Against The Machine *30 Years of campaigning for global justice* Edited by Chris Brazier, The Joy Luck Club by Amy Tan, The Reader by Bernhard Schlink

My Blog

Somebody fucking do something!!!

Nobody uses Myspace anymore, Facebook has taketh over!!! Well guess what kids? I miss Myspace.. Somebody fucking talk!!! Are you too good for Myspace now???? Is Myspace like the bus and Facebook is li...
Posted by Shades Of Pale on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:17:00 PST

Mmm, I am Lemon Flavoured.

Mmm, I am Lemon Flavoured.I am bitter and twisted. Expect from me acerbic humour and sharp commentary. While I may seem nasty at first, I'm actually quite good company if I like you, so long as you do...
Posted by Shades Of Pale on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:48:00 PST

Oh Me Oh My

There is a rabbit sitting in the snow outside of my window. It looks positivelymangled, his (or her) dirty fur sprouting out at all angles. I bet the other rabbits don't like it, a...
Posted by Shades Of Pale on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:50:00 PST

a snow death

The snow was insane It never stopped It kept on snowing It made me slip I fell down I swore The snow was in my shirt It was touching me I went crazy I lit myself on fire I was warm Now I'm burnt...
Posted by Shades Of Pale on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:27:00 PST

I know you

I know youyou were too shortyou had bad skinyou couldn't talk to them very wellwords didn't seem to workthey lied when they came out of your mouthyou tried so hard to understand themyou wanted to be p...
Posted by Shades Of Pale on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:04:00 PST

1978

In 1978 (the year you were born) Jimmy Carter is president of the USUS Senate votes to turn over the Panama Canal to Panama on December 31, 1999Israel and Egypt reach a peace settlement at the ...
Posted by Shades Of Pale on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:15:00 PST

Boys Beware!

Boys Beware Add to My Profile | More VideosHoly shit Kleo! Are they fucking serious? haha.I thought this was a better place for it, deserves a prime spot....
Posted by Shades Of Pale on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:42:00 PST

Let's Go To The Mall!!

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Posted by Shades Of Pale on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:31:00 PST

My Brain

Your Brain's Pattern You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy.You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts.People may say you're hard to read, but that's because...
Posted by Shades Of Pale on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 04:08:00 PST

People are not to be trusted.

Your Five Factor Personality Profile Extroversion:You have low extroversion. You are quiet and reserved in most social situations.A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you.You tend to ...
Posted by Shades Of Pale on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:13:00 PST